How do you feel about Scythrop’s constant search for the ideal woman?
- I find it romantic. Everyone deserves to find their perfect match.
- It’s kind of tiresome. He needs to chill out and appreciate the women interested in him.
- It’s unrealistic. There’s no such thing as a perfect woman, and he’ll learn that eventually.
- I get it. Finding someone who understands you is rare.
What’s your favorite eccentric character in Nightmare Abbey and why?
- Mr. Flosky, his gloomy pronouncements are hilarious, and he doesn’t even realize it.
- Scythrop, of course, he’s misunderstood, and his ideals are admirable even if they’re a bit naive.
- Marionetta, she’s the only one who seems to be having any fun.
- Mr. Hilary, he brings a breath of fresh air to the gloomy atmosphere.
What makes you nervous about Scythrop’s love triangle with Marionetta and Stella?
- Someone’s going to get hurt. You can’t juggle two hearts without breaking one.
- He’s going to make the wrong choice and end up miserable. I just know it.
- It’s all going to blow up in his face. These things always do.
- Honestly? I’m just excited to see how it plays out!
What makes you most frustrated about Mr. Glowry’s insistence on finding a wealthy wife for Scythrop?
- It’s so shallow! Money can’t buy happiness.
- It disregards Scythrop’s feelings. He should be free to marry whomever he chooses.
- It’s so typical of society’s obsession with wealth. I’m over it.
- It feels inevitable, to be honest. Like there’s no fighting against the societal norms.
What are you most excited about as the story unfolds in Nightmare Abbey?
- Seeing if Scythrop’s idealism can survive the cynicism of Nightmare Abbey.
- The possibility of true love prevailing despite the odds.
- The unraveling of the mysteries within the Abbey.
- The witty banter and social commentary. Peacock is a genius.
What do you dream about when it comes to finding a partner?
- Someone who challenges me intellectually and shares my passions.
- Someone who is fun-loving and spontaneous but also knows how to be serious.
- Someone who accepts me for who I am, flaws and all.
- Honestly? Someone who can make me laugh. Life is too short to be serious all the time.
What happened in the past when you encountered someone with views as pessimistic as Mr. Glowry’s?
- I tried to show them the bright side of life, but it’s hard to argue with someone so set in their ways.
- I found their negativity contagious and avoided them at all costs.
- I actually enjoyed their dark humor. It’s refreshing to hear someone who doesn’t sugarcoat things.
- I tried to understand where their cynicism was coming from. Everyone has a story.
What comes to mind when you think of the gothic atmosphere of Nightmare Abbey?
- Mysterious shadows, whispers in the night, a sense of foreboding…bring it on!
- It’s a bit cliché but still effective in creating suspense.
- Honestly, it makes me want to redecorate.
What’s your favorite example of satire in Nightmare Abbey?
- The characters’ names. Scythrop, Glowry, Flosky – they’re like something out of a comic opera!
- The way Peacock pokes fun at romanticism and intellectual pretension. It’s spot-on.
- The over-the-top descriptions of the Abbey and its inhabitants.
- The whole premise of the novel is satirical! It’s a giant eye-roll to societal norms.
When you were a kid, how did you react to scary stories or spooky settings?
- I loved them! The scarier, the better.
- I enjoyed a good scare, but I wouldn’t call myself a thrill-seeker.
- I preferred stories with a bit more realism.
- I was terrified, and I still have nightmares about them to this day.
You have a choice of attending a lively party hosted by Marionetta or a deep philosophical discussion led by Mr. Flosky. Which do you choose?
- The party, hands down! Life’s too short to miss out on fun.
- The philosophical discussion. I love a good debate and exploring complex ideas.
- Depends on my mood. Sometimes I crave intellectual stimulation, and sometimes I just want to dance.
- Do I have to choose? Can’t we start with the party and sneak over to the discussion later?
A specific situation arises: you stumble upon a secret passage hidden within your house. How do you react?
- Explore it immediately! Who knows what secrets I might uncover?
- Proceed with caution. It could be dangerous, but I’m also curious.
- Call a contractor. I don’t need any more surprises in my life.
What keeps you up at night about finding your place in the world?
- The fear of making the wrong choices.
- The pressure to live up to societal expectations.
- The vastness of the world and the endless possibilities.
- Climate change.
Which of these Nightmare Abbey-inspired activities would you enjoy the most?
- Hosting a themed costume party with all my friends dressed as characters from the book.
- Having a movie night and watching a gothic horror film.
- Curling up with a good book and escaping into a world of imagination.
When you think about the ending of Nightmare Abbey, what are you most concerned about?
- Whether Scythrop will ever find true happiness.
- Whether the characters will learn from their mistakes.
- Honestly? I’m more interested in seeing how Peacock wraps it all up.
What aspect of Nightmare Abbey makes you the most happy?
- Peacock’s sharp wit and clever observations about society.
- The quirky characters and their hilarious interactions.
- The underlying message of hope, even amidst the gloom.
What is most likely to make you feel down about the search for love?
- The fear of being alone forever.
- The pressure to find someone “perfect” when perfection doesn’t exist.
- Witnessing the heartbreak of others.
In a perfect world, what would your love life look like?
- A whirlwind romance full of passion and adventure.
- A deep and meaningful connection with someone who truly understands me.
- A comfortable companionship, full of laughter and shared interests.
- Honestly? I’m not sure. And I’m okay with that.
If you could waive a magic wand, what would the perfect outcome for Scythrop be?
- He finds a woman who loves him for who he is, flaws and all, and they live happily ever after.
- He realizes that true happiness comes from within and focuses on his own personal growth.
- He channels his idealism into something truly impactful and makes a real difference in the world.
How often do you find yourself overthinking situations, like Scythrop overthinks his romantic prospects?
- All the time. My friends call me the “overthinker” of the group.
- More often than I’d like to admit.
- I try not to, but sometimes it’s unavoidable.
- Rarely. I’m pretty decisive.
You are at a party, and someone starts passionately discussing a topic you find utterly ridiculous. What do you do?
- Engage in the conversation. I love a good debate, even if I think the other person is completely wrong.
- Politely excuse myself. I’d rather not waste my time on nonsense.
- Find someone else to talk to.
- Secretly judge them from a distance.
How comfortable are you expressing your true feelings, even if they might be seen as unconventional?
- Very comfortable. I don’t care what other people think.
- It depends on the situation and who I’m with.
- I prefer to keep my feelings to myself.
- What are “feelings?”
You have a free weekend to do whatever you want; what do you do?
- Go on an adventure! Hiking, camping, exploring a new city – the possibilities are endless.
- Curl up with a good book and a cup of tea.
- Catch up with friends and family.
- Sleep.
Which of these Nightmare Abbey themes is most likely to be a struggle for you?
- Balancing idealism with the realities of the world.
- Navigating the complexities of love and relationships.
- Finding a sense of purpose and meaning in a seemingly chaotic world.
- I’m good.
Which Nightmare Abbey character are you most similar to?
- Scythrop: Idealistic, romantic, a bit of a dreamer.
- Marionetta: Fun-loving, playful, a bit mischievous.
- Mr. Flosky: Introspective, cynical, a lover of knowledge.
- Mr. Hilary: Cheerful, optimistic, a voice of reason.
New information about your favorite book is revealed, potentially changing your entire interpretation of the story. What is your first response?
- Read it immediately! I need to know everything.
- Approach it with caution. I don’t want my favorite book ruined!
- Ignore it completely. I’d rather stick with my own interpretation.
Someone asks, “How’s your love life?” What’s the actual answer, not just “I’m good?”
- It’s complicated.
- It’s a work in progress.
- It’s nonexistent, but I’m okay with that.
- I’m dating my books.
What’s your go-to genre for escaping reality?
- Fantasy: Give me dragons, magic, and epic quests any day.
- Romance: I’m a sucker for a good love story.
- Mystery/Thriller: I love trying to solve the puzzle before the detective does.
- Nonfiction. The real world is fascinating enough.
What historical period do you most want to time travel to?
- The Renaissance: A time of great art, literature, and intellectual curiosity.
- Ancient Greece: I’d love to debate philosophy with Socrates himself.
- The future. Things can’t get much worse, can they?
What’s your favorite memory of a really good conversation?
- The time I stayed up all night debating philosophy with my friends. We solved all the world’s problems. Almost.
- That one conversation with a stranger that completely changed my perspective on life.
- Any conversation with my best friend. We can talk about anything.
What social cause are you most passionate about?
- Climate change. We need to act now.
- Social justice. Everyone deserves equal rights and opportunities.
- Animal welfare. Adopt, don’t shop!
- I vote. Does that count?
What is your absolute favorite comfort meal?
- Pizza. It’s the perfect food.
- A big bowl of pasta. Carbs are my love language.
- Soup and bread. It’s warm, comforting, and nostalgic.
- Whatever I can get delivered the fastest.
How would your friends and family describe your outlook on life?
- An optimist. I always try to see the best in people and situations.
- A realist. I’m not afraid to face the harsh realities of the world.
- An idealist, like Scythrop.
- I have no idea. Ask them.
Tell us a little about your sense of humor.
- I enjoy dark humor and satire. Nothing is off-limits.
- I like puns and wordplay. The cheesier, the better.
- I appreciate a good observational joke.
- I’m not really the “funny one” in the group.
If you could choose any superpower, which one would you choose and why?
- Teleportation. Imagine all the places you could go!
- Mind reading. I’m always curious about what other people are thinking.
- Time travel. Who wouldn’t want a do-over?
- Flight. Think about the traffic you would avoid.
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you encounter a complex philosophical problem?
- Excitement! I love a good challenge.
- Curiosity. I want to learn more and explore all sides of the issue.
- Intimidation. I’m not that smart.
What affects you the most – the actions of others or your own internal thoughts?
- My own thoughts. I’m my own worst critic.
- It’s a balance. I try to focus on what I can control.
- What other people think of me, obviously.
What’s your idea of the perfect Friday night?
- Out with friends, having fun and making memories.
- At home, relaxing with a good book or movie.
- Working on a personal project that I’m passionate about.
What is your strongest quality when it comes to relationships?
- My loyalty. I’m a ride or die kind of person.
- My empathy. I’m a good listener and I always try to understand where people are coming from.
- My sense of humor. Life’s too short to be serious all the time.
How prepared are you for the ups and downs of a romantic relationship?
- Bring it on! I’m ready for anything.
- I’ve been through a lot, so I’d like to think I’m prepared.
- I have no idea what I’m doing.
What happens if you find yourself falling for someone who is the complete opposite of what you thought you wanted?
- Embrace it! Opposites attract.
- Proceed with caution. It could be exciting, but also challenging.
- Run away!
What do you think you need to find lasting happiness in a relationship?
- Trust, communication, and a shared sense of humor.
- A strong emotional connection and mutual respect.
- A therapist.
How often do you make an effort to step outside of your comfort zone and try new things?
- All the time. Life’s too short to stay in my lane.
- Occasionally. I like routine but will venture out sometimes.
- Never. If it ain’t broke…
How confident are you in your ability to read people and understand their true intentions?
- Very confident. I’m a great judge of character.
- I’m usually pretty good at reading people, but I can be fooled.
- I’m terrible at it. People are confusing!
How do you handle disagreements with people you care about?
- I’m a direct communicator. Let’s talk it out and resolve it.
- I try to see their perspective and find a compromise.
- I avoid conflict at all costs.
Do you have a strong support system of friends and family?
- Absolutely. I’m lucky to have amazing people in my life.
- I have a small, close-knit group of people I can rely on.
- I’m more of a lone wolf.
How well do you stick to your convictions, even when faced with opposition?
- Very well. I know what I believe in.
- It depends on the situation.
- Not well at all. I’m easily swayed.
Which of the following is most accurate when it comes to your approach to love?
- I believe in love at first sight.
- I think love is a choice, not a feeling.
- I’m not sure love exists, to be honest.
To what degree do you experience FOMO – the fear of missing out?
- All the time. I need to experience everything.
- It depends on what it is I’m missing out on.
- Rarely. I’m content with my own life.
Which of these best describes your current approach to finding a partner?
- Actively searching and putting myself out there.
- Open to it, but not actively looking.
- Happily single.
What is your current biggest challenge when it comes to achieving your goals?
- Overthinking and self-doubt.
- Procrastination.
- I’m not sure what my goals are.
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you face rejection?
- Onto the next one. Plenty of fish in the sea.
- It hurts, but I’ll get over it.
- This is it, I’m going to die alone.
How do you handle criticism, especially when it comes from someone you respect?
- I listen and try to learn from it.
- It depends on whether I think the criticism is valid.
- I get defensive.
How would you describe your relationship to your emotions?
- I’m in touch with my emotions and comfortable expressing them.
- I’m still figuring it out.
- What are emotions?
Are you stuck in a rut, either personally or professionally?
- Absolutely. I need to make a change.
- Not really, but I’m always open to new opportunities.
- I don’t know, what’s a rut?
What would you say are your top struggles right now when it comes to self-improvement?
- Finding the motivation to change.
- Staying consistent with my goals.
- I’m perfect the way I am. Just kidding…kind of.
What is your ultimate goal in life?
- To make a difference in the world.
- To find happiness and fulfillment.
- To be comfortable.
What do you think is missing in your life that would bring you a greater sense of contentment?
- A deeper sense of purpose.
- Stronger connections with others.
- Nothing. I’m good.
What is your current level of expertise when it comes to understanding yourself?
- Expert level. I’m basically a therapist.
- I’m still a work in progress, but I’m learning.
- What does that even mean?
Someone tells you that you need to be more realistic and less idealistic. How do you respond?
- Never stop dreaming!
- I’d rather be a dreamer than a cynic.
- You’re right.
What word describes how you approach life?
- Hopeful.
- Realistic.
- Sarcastically.
Which of the following do you notice yourself worrying about on a day-to-day basis?
- The state of the world.
- My relationships.
- What’s for dinner.
How content and fulfilled do you feel in your current career path?
- Very content. I love what I do.
- It pays the bills.
- I’m still searching for my passion.
How well do you balance your personal and professional life?
- I strive for a healthy balance.
- It’s a work in progress.
- What personal life?
How connected do you feel to your emotions and intuition?
- Very connected. I trust my gut.
- I’m working on it.
- Not at all. I make all my decisions logically.
Which of the following is most likely to frustrate you in a romantic relationship?
- A lack of communication.
- Different life goals.
- Chewing with your mouth open.
What is the trickiest part about maintaining a healthy relationship, in your opinion?
- Compromise. It’s not always easy to find a middle ground.
- Communication.
- Being in one in the first place.
Do you overthink every decision, or do you trust your gut instinct?
- Overthinker!
- Gut instinct all the way.
- It depends on the situation.
Do you have a solid self-care routine in place, such as meditation, exercise, or spending time in nature?
- Absolutely! Self-care is a priority.
- I’m working on it.
- What’s self-care?
How do you determine your personal goals each year?
- I set aside time for reflection and think about what I want to achieve.
- I go with the flow.
- I don’t.
Are your personal relationships consistently meeting your emotional needs?
- Yes, I feel loved and supported.
- For the most part, yes.
- I’m not sure.
How do you manage the stress and anxiety of everyday life?
- I have healthy coping mechanisms in place.
- It’s a constant struggle.
- I ignore it until it goes away.