Your super power is perseverance!
Your parenting super power is perseverance. No matter how painful, humiliating, or downright disgusting the task, you keep on keeping on. You'll get the job done today, tomorrow, and every day. So what if you're stuck in Caillou hell with a son named "Reverse Cowgirl"? Nothing can stop you, and nothing can stop the merciless indignity that never ends. I recommend keeping hard liquor on hand, and copious bottles of wine. (You know you can order it cheap by the case, right?)
You are unflappable!
Your parenting superpower is unflappability. Showing off your Dora love in front of a potential employer? No sweat. They should be trying to recruit you. Riding in a car driven by a 3-year-old? Bring it on. Missing out on a week's worth of sleep? Please. You haven't haven't had a full night's sleep in years. You are a super hero, not because of your ability to juggle a thousand tasks, but because you can fall on your face and look good doing it. Cheers to you! You deserve a drink!