What is your parenting superpower? Find out with a series of "Would you rather" questions.

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Have sex in front of your OB while you're trying to conceive, or
  • B.
    B. Name your child after the position he was conceived in?
• 2.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Arrive at your new mom's group wearing a bikini, a tiara, and a Ms. Bufort, WY 1986 sash, or
  • B.
    B. Start each meeting by asking all the moms to go around the room and say what they find most attractive about you and your children?
• 3.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Do the school drop off every day in a car with a giant marijuana leaf painted on the side, or
  • B.
    B. Stand up at a PTA meeting and announce that you are in love with the principal?
• 4.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Have to answer 100 toddlers' questions in order to start your car every time, or
  • B.
    B. Teach a toddler to drive and let him chauffeur you for a day.
• 5.
  Would you rather

  • A.
    A.  Poop in a diaper every day for the rest of your life, or
  • B.
    B. Change 1 poopy diaper using only your hands?
• 6.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Watch Caillou all day, every day, for the rest of your life, or
  • B.
    B. Consult Dora's map for directions at the end of a job interview?
• 7.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Get woken up by your child exactly 1 minute after falling asleep every night for a week, or
  • B.
    B. Sleep through your child wetting your bed every night for the rest of your life?
• 8.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Have to explain where babies come from through a live demonstration, or
  • B.
    B. Never have sex again?
• 9.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Tell your child what you really think about his school concert, or
  • B.
    B. Tell your MIL what you really think of her advice?
• 10.
  Would you rather...

  • A.
    A. Deliver a 50 lb. baby the natural way, or
  • B.
    B. Stay pregnant for the rest of your life?

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Perseverance

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  Your super power is perseverance! Your parenting super power is perseverance. No matter how painful, humiliating, or downright disgusting the task, you keep on keeping on. You'll get the job done today, tomorrow, and every day. So what if you're stuck in Caillou hell with a son named "Reverse Cowgirl"? Nothing can stop you, and nothing can stop the merciless indignity that never ends. I recommend keeping hard liquor on hand, and copious bottles of wine. (You know you can order it cheap by the case, right?)
• 2.
  Unflappability

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  You are unflappable! Your parenting superpower is unflappability. Showing off your Dora love in front of a potential employer? No sweat. They should be trying to recruit you. Riding in a car driven by a 3-year-old? Bring it on. Missing out on a week's worth of sleep? Please. You haven't haven't had a full night's sleep in years. You are a super hero, not because of your ability to juggle a thousand tasks, but because you can fall on your face and look good doing it. Cheers to you! You deserve a drink!