Do You Have Mommy Brain?

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Quiz Questions

1.
Have you ever looked everywhere for your keys, sunglasses, or purse, only to discover they were in your hand?
- A.
  Who hasn't?
- B.
  No, I am a robot.
- C.
  I've had my keys fitted for GPS so that this never happens again.
2.
When your child is invited to a birthday party, you:
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- A.
  Reply instantly, order a gift on Amazon, put the date in your calendar, and email the mom with a list of caterers you've used in the past. You know, just in case she needs help.
- B.
  Put the invitation on your desk so you'll remember to respond later, then forget about it until the day before the party and email the mom to see if it's too late for your kid to go.
- C.
  Respond immediately, put it in your calendar, then somehow end up on a spontaneous trip to Gettysburg when you see the photos of the party you missed on Facebook.
3.
Conversations with your kids in the morning usually sound something like:
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- A.
  You: Breakfast is ready! Kid: Coming, Mom! I love you!
- B.
  You: Kids, I'm home! Kid: Mom, why is some strange lady in our house? Other Mom: Didn't we buy this house from you in 2008?
- C.
  Kid: Can I play with the iPad? You: Did you do your chores? Kid: Yes? You: Do your chores.
4.
Quick. What's the square root of 982?
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- A.
  Hang on. Let me get my calculator.
- B.
  31.336879231984796
- C.
  Triangle?
5.
Where is your coffee cup right now?
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- A.
  In the microwave, where it always is.
- B.
  I don't drink coffee.
- C.
  I think it might be under the car.
6.
The last time you walked into a room, why did you go in there?
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- A.
  I walked into my office to answer inane questions on a dumb parenting quiz.
- B.
  I walked into the kitchen, and I have no idea why.
- C.
  I don't walk, I roll.
7.
When was the last time you got a full 8 hours of sleep?
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- A.
  Does 3rd grade count?
- B.
  I try my best to be in bed by 10:00, and a couple times a year, I get away on my own so I have plenty of time to sleep in.
- C.
  I am programmed to enter sleep mode from 22:00-6:00, daily.
8.
Does your child like when you teach him/her something?
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- A.
  That depends on the subject. We're currently studying quantum physics, which he ADORES. But last week's lesson on interstellar [blurp de blurp! RE-BOOTING] Yes, my child loves it when I teach him things.
- B.
  I rock at teaching my kid. Whether we're at the zoo, on a nature walk, or just reading a book, my kid has questions, and I do my best to find the correct information. It's fun!
- C.
  Not really. Actually, she corrects me a lot.

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Yep! You Have Mommy Brain!
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You have mommy brain! (As if you didn't know.) Hey! That's one thing you're not confused about! Congratulations! Don't worry, you're not alone. If you've recently given birth, your brain has been sabotaged by hormones, lack of sleep, and the responsibility of keeping a small, helpless human alive. If your kids are older, there's a good chance you're still not sleeping, only now you have to remember 16 different doctor appointments, food allergies, after school activities, and play dates. You probably have the theme song to some inane kid's show running through your head all day too. (Or is that just me?)
2.
Mommy brain? More like super brain!
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You're rocking it, mama! You don't just remember all of your kids' commitments and which of their friends is allergic to peanuts. You have retained all that beautiful knowledge you gained as a woman before kids. Whatever your interests are--history, fashion, politics, technology, literature, science--you read, learn, discuss, and just generally get your think on. Great job!
3.
You are a robot.
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Sorry, honey. You ain't fooling anybody. No human being is that perfect! (But I would love it if you'd come over and organize my house. I lost my keys again.)

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