Which Cool Are You: Purim Edition

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  You only have enough data for one more show, what would you watch?

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  • A.
    Alvin and the Chipmunks
  • B.
    IT
  • C.
    Drake & Josh
  • D.
    Riverdale
• 2.
  How holy do you feel when you get to davening on time?

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  • A.
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    Like a nun
  • B.
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    Like Moshe
  • C.
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    Like a choir member
  • D.
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    Like a Greek god
• 3.
  What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

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  • A.
    Run away
  • B.
    Hide in an underground bunker
  • C.
    Hold onto Eric with fear
  • D.
    Attack the zombies
• 4.
  Are you a morning person?

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  • A.
    Yes
  • B.
    No
• 5.
  What's your favorite Chagigah dance move?

  • A.
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    The wall
  • B.
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    The helicopter
  • C.
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    On the shoulders
  • D.
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    Bring your own light show
• 6.
  What is your spirit animal?

  • A.
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    Teddy Bear
  • B.
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    Duck
  • C.
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    Cow
  • D.
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    Chicken
• 7.
  You forgot food for lunch, so you...

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  • A.
    Attack Terry for an extra lunch
  • B.
    Steal your friend's food
  • C.
    Uber Eats
  • D.
    Splurge at the snack machine
• 8.
  Who's older?

  • A.
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    Rabbi Horowitz
  • B.
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    Babies
  • C.
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    Trump
  • D.
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    Old lady
• 9.
  What is your favorite food?

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  • A.
    Girl Scout cookies
  • B.
    Hamburgers
  • C.
    Lemonade
  • D.
    Hot Sauce
• 10.
  What is the biggest fashion no-no?

  • A.
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    Plaid
  • B.
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    Aloha Shirts
  • C.
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    The Eighties
  • D.
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    Stripes
• 11.
  Choose your fighter:

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  • A.
    Ghostbuster
  • B.
    Assassin
  • C.
    Zombie
  • D.
    Wizard

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Rabbi Blumenthal

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  Coolness hasn’t always come natural for this South African Rabbi but he’s definitely got it down now. His coolness has come from surrounding himself with the coolest people and picking up their vibes. Since then, he has joined the ranks of the school’s coolest. As Drake once said, “Started from the bottom now we’re here."
• 2.
  Sivan Mussafi

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  Sivan is the coolest girl around. Her effortless coolness may come from the cool fashion trends she sets, her cool personality or her cool vegan mom’s Apura drinks. We don’t know exactly what it is but this girl just emanates coolness.
• 3.
  Isaac Shapiro

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  Shap is the coolest trend setter. After the videos of his cool kiddie basket dunks leaked, the boys varsity basketball team started practicing on that very hoop to up their cool game. Well we’re sorry, but that level of coolness is just too hard to reach.
• 4.
  Mr. Rath

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  Cool takes a human form in Mr. Rath. Whether he is dancing to the lunch bell or whipping his hair back in forth as he struts down the hall, he is the cool that every student wishes they could be.