Could You Survive an Earthquake Better Than This Overweight Chinese Pig?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  What supplies do you have stored away?

  • A.
    Flashlight
  • B.
    Portable radio
  • C.
    Supply of water
  • D.
    Emergency literature
  • E.
    Portable radio
  • F.
    Food storage
  • G.
    Extra medicine
  • H.
    Tennis shoes
• 2.
  Do you know the location of...

  • A.
    Emergency exits
  • B.
    Fire alarms
  • C.
    Fire extinguishers
• 3.
  What would you do during an earthquake?

  • A.
    Get away from things that will fall down
  • B.
    Seek cover
  • C.
    Call friends
  • D.
    Take selfies
  • E.
    Gather supplies
• 4.
  What would you do after an earthquake?

  • A.
    Help locate the injured
  • B.
    Stay put
  • C.
    Gather supplies
  • D.
    Take selfies

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  You Are Under Rocks and the Pig is Dancing On Your Grave

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  Seriously, you probably ARE a pile of rocks. Study up dummy.
• 2.
  You're great. At Not Surviving. Pig Wins.

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  You really messed up, but it's not too late to learn how to be better!
• 3.
  You and Your House Are Destroyed. Pig Wins.

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  This house could be a fun place to live in if you were still alive to do so. Educate yourself.
• 4.
  These Were the Stairs You Almost Got To. Pig Wins!

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  You're a tiny bit ready for this earthquake, but the earthquake is not a tiny one. Study more.
• 5.
  They Pull You Out of the Rubble, But You Die Within 2 Hours. Pig Wins!

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  I'll admit you know a few things. But not much. Get it together!
• 6.
  You Survived 5 Days Until... the Pig Won.

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  After chilling in your burning mansion for 5 days you ran out of water. And died. Not an effective way to survive an earthquake
• 7.
  Not Bad. You Lasted 27 Days and then Died. Pig Wins!

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  You ran out of your medication before rescue teams could find more for you. You did a fine job, but the pig still beat you.
• 8.
  40 Days Later You're Safe and Slicing a Fine Ham. You Beat the Pig!

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  Amazing job. Your vast understanding of earthquake survival has made you a legend. Share with you friends and make them experts too!