Ordering pepperoni as a topping is really classic. Maybe you're a traditional type of person -- maybe you just enjoy the familiar. Old trusty pepperoni never fails to satisfy. Maybe just like pepperoni, you tend to not let people down. People probably consider you likeable. Rock on, Pepperoni.
You're a Crunchy Veggie topping! You're not everyone's cup of tea, but you're definitely cool in your own way. You make it known that you care about everyone's right to health and happiness. You'd give someone the mushroom off your back, for goodness sake! Thanks for being cool, Crunchy Veggie!
Pineapple is strong, pineapple is vibrant, pineapple is colorful, pineapple is bright. All of these adjectives make for a warm, fun personality. So what if we can't seem to agree if you belong on pizza? You go, Pineapple Topping!
It's hard to tell if you're a dangerous lunatic or if you're weirdly traditional. Are you cheap? Did you watch too much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? How is it that we can help you, exactly? Clearly, you're a flavorful enigma. That's pretty cool, actually.
Okay, so it's not like you're not delicious, Bacon. Dude-mans everywhere would be sorely disappointed if you disappeared as a pizza topping. Some people swear they couldn't live without you! Your allure is effortless -- just being yourself is enough for everyone to fawn over you. But just think...what would WebMD say about you? Hm?