Which One of Carrie Bradshaw's Deeply Flawed Exes Is Your Dream Man?

Put on your mismatched Manolos and let's find you the narcissistic, controlling, insecure, or woman-beating man of your dreams!

Quiz Questions

1.
What trait do you most admire in a partner?
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- A.
  Communicates through post-its
- B.
  Turquoise jewelry
- C.
  Leaves you at the altar
- D.
  Never hits you (except that one time)
2.
What topic are you most likely to talk about in therapy?
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- A.
  How you stay small in order to make the men you’re dating feel comfortable
- B.
  Your fear of bird-shaped headwear
- C.
  Lack of father figure
- D.
  How well-adjusted you are (you’re not)
3.
Where is your dream vacation?
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- A.
  3,000 miles away from Carrie
- B.
  Double wide in the country with your pet squirrel
- C.
  Performance art installation with a knock-off Marina Abramovic
- D.
  Anywhere to get you out of your head
4.
How should Carrie dress?
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- A.
  Oscar de la Renta and clogs
- B.
  Tube top and cowboy hat combo
- C.
  Scrunchies and helmet hair
- D.
  A wedding dress
5.
What needs to change about Carrie before she is deemed lovable?
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- A.
  Her body autonomy (a.k.a. her smoking habit and past abortion)
- B.
  Just her career, apartment, and friends
- C.
  Her success as an author
- D.
  Her emotional needs

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Your Dream Man is Mr. Big
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He only wants you when he can't have you, so get creative and have fun role-playing this anxious-avoidant dynamic for the rest of your life.
2.
Your Dream Man is Aidan Shaw
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Good news, he's tall! You'll feel so dainty and feminine when he's trying to control every aspect of your life.
3.
Your Dream Man is Jack Berger
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Your dream man sensitive, yet completely unavailable. Yay! Be sure to gently step around his fragile ego. It’s your responsibility to make him feel like a man.
4.
Your Dream Man is The Russian
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I couldn't help but wonder... do you value alone time? Hope so, because this Russian Zaddy will always put his artwork first and specifically never wants to have children with you.