What is your roller derby name?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Pick a bedtime story:

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  • A.
    'Gulliver's Travels'
  • B.
    'War and Peace'
  • C.
    'Snow White'
  • D.
    'To Kill A Mockingbird'
  • E.
    'Harry Potter'
• 2.
  What's your go-to Karaoke jam?

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  • A.
    “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” by Whitney Houston
  • B.
    “Like a Prayer” by Madonna
  • C.
    “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette
  • D.
    “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (to Party)” by Beastie Boys
  • E.
    “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot
• 3.
  What do you HATE?

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  • A.
    Butt to the gut
  • B.
    Nothing, but I love to cause pain
  • C.
    Rules
  • D.
    Losing
  • E.
    Last call at the bar
• 4.
  What are you here for?

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  • A.
    To win. Duh.
  • B.
    To entertain. 
  • C.
    To escape reality.
  • D.
    To be a part of a team - a winning team.
  • E.
    To bring the pain.
• 5.
  Pick a your ideal pet:

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  • A.
    Dog. Is there any other option?
  • B.
    Baby Elephant
  • C.
    Toucan
  • D.
    Tiger
  • E.
    Pigmy Goat
• 6.
  What are you like outside the Derby?

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  • A.
    A caretaker.
  • B.
    The girl next door.
  • C.
    The person everyone depends on.
  • D.
    A first responder - firefighter, paramedic, nurse, police
  • E.
    Stay at home mom - it's a job too!!
• 7.
  Which would you rather have?

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  • A.
    Rink Rash
  • B.
    Fishnet Burn
  • C.
    Pad Stink
  • D.
    Stained shirt from my enemies' blood
  • E.
    Blisters from skates that are too small but super cute
• 8.
  What's your go-to Derby move?

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  • A.
    Butt to Gut
  • B.
    Cannonball
  • C.
    Can Opener
  • D.
    Dive-on-the-grenade
  • E.
    'Bo Driver

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Tiny Tornado

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  You fight for the underdog. You are the enforcer. You always give everything you do 100%. “It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
• 2.
  Head Hunter

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  You put fear into refs who dare penalize you. If you're mad enough, you just might slip and 'accidentally' throw some bows on the way to the sin box. You do whatever it takes to get the job done and people love it when you are on their team!
• 3.
  Soul Crusher

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  Listen up, Bitches. You never leave a man behind. You focus on the big-picture. You bring your A-game everywhere you go, and show no mercy. Life is a sport, and you're here to win.
• 4.
  Derby Duchess

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  You're aggressive - passive aggressive, that is. You're the fan favorite, because the refs never see your low-blows. You bat your eye lashes, smile, and throw a sly jab. You are results-driven and not ashamed of the measures you take to win.
• 5.
  Tequila Sheila

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  Let's be honest. You're just here to get out of the house and have some fun. You don't have a competitive bone in your body, but you do love to have a good time and make people laugh. Your motto: Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive.