Which Australian political scandal are you?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Finish this sentence: Life is

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  • A.
    a highway
  • B.
    short
  • C.
    what you make it
  • D.
    a journey
  • E.
    like a box of chocolates
  • F.
    yours to win
• 2.
  Your friend is wearing an ugly outfit. What do you do?

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  • A.
    Tell them it's ugly and to change
  • B.
    Just ignore it
  • C.
    Tell them they look great 
• 3.
  Pick an Australian reality tv show

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  • A.
    Married at First Sight
  • B.
    Border Security
  • C.
    The Bachelor
  • D.
    I'm a Celebrity get me Out of Here
  • E.
    Survivor
  • F.
    MasterChef
• 4.
  What's your favourite sport?

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  • A.
    Rowing
  • B.
    Beach volleyball
  • C.
    Rugby
  • D.
    Ping Pong
  • E.
    Tennis
  • F.
    Skydiving
• 5.
  What Faculty are you in?

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  • A.
    Arts and Social Sciences
  • B.
    Business
  • C.
    Engineering
  • D.
    Med & Health
  • E.
    Science
  • F.
    Architecture, Design & Planning
  • G.
    Music
  • H.
    Law
• 6.
  Pick an Avril Lavigne song

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  • A.
    Complicated
  • B.
    Sk8er boy
  • C.
    What the Hell
  • D.
    My Happy Ending
  • E.
    Keep Holding On
  • F.
    Wish you were here
• 7.
  Pick a society

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  • A.
    Sydney University Dramatic Society
  • B.
    Tea society
  • C.
    WASABI
  • D.
    Sydney University Business Society
  • E.
    Run Club
  • F.
    Arts Society (SASS)
• 8.
  Choose a holiday destination

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  • A.
    Beijing
  • B.
    Washington DC
  • C.
    Honolulu
  • D.
    London
  • E.
    Dubai
  • F.
    Mexico City
• 9.
  Pick a breakfast

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  • A.
    Cereal
  • B.
    Bacon & Eggs
  • C.
    Toast
  • D.
    Pancakes
  • E.
    Fruit bowl
  • F.
    Nothing
• 10.
  What's your go-to fun isolation activity?

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  • A.
    Netflix
  • B.
    Reading
  • C.
    Make a TikTok
  • D.
    Play music
  • E.
    Exercise
  • F.
    Social Media

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  You are: Choppergate

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  The Former Federal Parliamentary Speaker The Hon. Bronwyn Bishop MP was plunged into scandal in 2015. The former Speaker used $5000 of taxpayer dollars to fly in a helicopter the equivalent of a 1 hour drive to a Liberal Party Fundraiser. The incident was aptly dubbed 'Choppergate'. This quiz has identified that you, like Bronwyn, have a sense of style. Why drive when you can fly? What's more, you don't apologise for having high standards...even when the taxpayer foots the bill.
• 2.
  You are: Sichuan Sam

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  Former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari was disgraced after Fairfax Media revealed Senator Dastyari had a donor with ties to the Chinese government pay his travel bills. The scandal was made worse when Senator Dastyari gave counter-surveillance advice to the aforementioned Chinese donor. This earned him the name 'Sichuan Sam'. This quiz identified you as Sichuan Sam. You're a bit of a gossip. You're also most likely to go on Australian reality television as a D-rated celebrity after the termination of your political career. Reach for the stars!
• 3.
  You are: Sports Rorts

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  Former Sports Minister Bridget McKenzie got into hot water when it was revealed she green lighted sports funding, prioritising marginal or targeted Liberal electorates. This quiz identified you as Sports Rorts. You stay active and go your own way. Corruption? Never heard of it.
• 4.
  You are: The Citizenship Scandal

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  Who could forget when we all realised that half our parliament was Constitutionally ineligible to sit in Parliament under Section 44. Those were the days. Our own Deputy PM at the time, Barnaby Joyce, turned out to have dual citizenship with NZ and had to step down from Parliament. This quiz identified you as The Citizenship Scandal because you are having an identity crisis. Seriously we couldn't box you in, your choices were all over the shop.
• 5.
  You are: The Hawaii Trip

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  You are Scomo's infamous Hawaii trip. You have a tendency to fiddle while Rome is burning, literally. When Australia was on fire, Prime Minister Scott Morrison took a family holiday to Hawaii. This quiz has identified you as Scomo's Hawaii Trip. You love a good holiday, I mean, how good are holidays? You also have timing issues.
• 6.
  You are: The Aldi Bag

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  It was revealed in late 2019 an Aldi shopping bag with $100 000 cash inside was allegedly delivered to the Labor Party headquarters by a Chinese billionaire prohibited from making political donations, Mr Huang, in 2015. This billionaire is the same person implicated in the Sam Dastyari scandal. NSW ALP General Secretary Kaila Murnain was suspended after admitting she was told about the illegal donation. The ICAC investigation is still ongoing. This quiz has identified you as the Aldi Bag. You love cash money $$$ and also you have a lot of unresolved issues lol.
• 7.
  You are: The Kevin/Julia Spill

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  Ah yes who could forget the infamous Kevin/Julia leadership spill before leadership spills were popular. The once loyal Deputy PM Julia Gillard challenged Rudd for the leadership of the Labor Party and was elected unopposed. This quiz identified you as the Leadership spill because you love starting serious beef and are pragmatic. Loyalty? Idk what that is.