You are like Paul Mullen. You put your head down and do the hard work up front to make the skinnies behind you look good. You don't need the attention, you just get on with your job and want the team to do well. You love a good scrum, and you're always looking to bring the beef. If those damn backs could just quit punting the ball away...
You are like Nick Civetta. A tall, long, and athletic specimen, you thrive at the lineout, and nothing pleases you more than getting a rolling maul started with a nice take. You like to mix it up with the other team, and you're certainly not taking any stick from anyone. You're not crazy about all those kick-chases, but as a tactical leader on the team, you understand that at times it's simply necessary. You've got a quick metabolism, so you can eat what you want, but you still try and take care of your body before games.
You are like Hanco Germishuys. Powerful, vicious, and intense, you are a constant handful for your opponents. You love having the ball in your hands, and when you get a head of steam, there's no sidestepping: you're a freight train heading straight through the defense. You understand that the captain will make the best decisions for the team, but you're always more than ready for a quick tap-&-go. And as a lover of South African culture, you could eat Biltong before every game.
You may very well be the best player on the field, but you don't act like it. You're selfless, you put your body on the line, and you maintain your composure through any circumstance. You aren't the biggest or the fastest guy around, but you always seem to beat your defenders anyways. Your vision is on point, your decision-making is world class, and your boot is made of gold. You are the quarterback of your team, and you play for nothing but the love of the game. Ice water in your veins means you're always ready to step up and take the kicks, whether it's minute 20 or minute 80. You love some good running rugby, but you're well aware of the importance of field position and territory.
You are like Mikey Te'o. You're lightning in a bottle, you love a good sidestep, and you bring heaps of energy to the game, but you're also smart and you see space well. Oh, and you like to look good while you're out there.