Face it, you're cooler than the rest of us. You build canoes. Your hands double as sandpaper and fresh sawdust pulses through your veins. You can hand make a bow deck with your eyes closed while reciting the canoe fleet backward. Keep on being awesome.
You are the ruler of the island, this is your paradise. Endless sticks to chew on, squirrells to chase, small humans that give you scraps of meat chunks and bread, and best of all a warm spot in the PX next to Mary, who supplies you with endless love and pets. No one has it better than you.
Wait a second you don't work here! Oooh, nevermind, you are a Mic & Chipp, you secretly run this place. You lead candy lines, you're the bell ringer, and you are the camper! The reason we are all here in the first place! Thanks for being silly, excited, and fond of pb&j sandwiches (at every meal) and freshie powder.
You're a CIT, your strength, insanity, and energy are all peaking and colliding together to make one wild human. Living the good life nestled between camper years and being a paid worker. We've got two words for you - power. crew. You enjoy using hammers and saws on your CIT legacy project, living in Mic Chipp ville and Cree Row tents again, and of course, asking Mary for an absurd amount of money from your tuck account to spend frivolously in the Huntsville thrift stores.
You're the Director of Tripping. No one sheet of paper has more power than the one in your hands. You love canoe tripping more than anyone, too bad you don't get to go on one... :/ But that's alright, because the adrenaline rush from booking a cheap flight, making it to the permits office and back before breakfast, or getting SPOT check ins on time is a rush akin to shooting a class IV rapid, loaded.
You have the best job, you run this place. Head honcho - making the big decisions and enjoying the good life from your lakeview cabin. You can't wait to ring that tiny gold table bell and yell over the Hobart. Thanks for talking to every parent, hiring fun staff, and stopping rookie secondmen from making lost and found announcements - you rock.