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You're A Mic & Chipp!
Wait a second you don't work here! Oooh, nevermind, you are a Mic & Chipp, you secretly run this place. You lead candy lines, you're the bell ringer, and you are the camper! The reason we are all here in the first place! Thanks for being silly, excited, and fond of pb&j sandwiches (at every meal) and freshie powder.