Which CSULB Activity Are You?

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Quiz Questions

1.
With one minute left to go before class starts, you spot Snoop Dogg himself standing near your classroom. He stops you and asks if you'd like to hang out and maybe grab some lunch. Accepting his offer would surely make you late for class, meaning you'd miss an exam worth 33% of your grade. What do you do?
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- A.
  Exclaim, "Why yes, of course I'd like to grab lunch, Mr. Dogg!" and miss the exam.
- B.
  Explain that, while you'd love to get lunch, your studies are too important. Sorry, Snoop.
- C.
  Apologize and ask Snoop if he'd be open to getting lunch in the future when you don't have class.
- D.
  Ignore him and go straight to class.
- E.
  Begin beatboxing and insist that Snoop bust some rhymes for your enjoyment. If the verses satisfy you, you'll accept his offer.
- F.
  Ask Snoop to wait until you're finished with the exam to spend the rest of the day together.
- G.
  Touch Snoop's face to make sure he's real. Your lack of sleep and high dose of caffeine is a much more reasonable explanation for his presence.
- H.
  Ignore Snoop, but also ignore your exam and go get frozen yogurt instead.
2.
What the heck? You're enjoying a tasty sandwich in front of COB when a lion straight-up jumps in front of you, licking its lips and growling loudly. This is a crazy situation that you surely never expected to happen at Cal State Long Beach. What do you do?
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- A.
  Wrestle the lion. The winner gets the sandwich.
- B.
  Toss the sandwich and run for shelter.
- C.
  Flex your muscles and growl back at the lion, hoping to scare it off by asserting dominance.
- D.
  Laugh at the absurdity of the situation. At least the sandwich is tasty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- E.
  Stay calm and gently hand the sandwich to the lion, hoping it will accept your gift and return to its humble habitat.
- F.
  Use what you've learned from Steve Irwin to befriend the lion.
- G.
  Lock eyes with the lion and take a bite of the sandwich. Whatever happens, happens!
- H.
  Hug the lion. They can't possibly be as aggressive as they say.
3.
You're taking your last final of the semester, and it's going okay. You feel confident enough to get a C, but nothing better. To your right is Sam Samson, smartest student to ever graze the lands of CSULB. Sam winks at you, then gets up to use the restroom and drops their Scantron right on your desk. What do you do?
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- A.
  Copy the answers and place the Scantron back on Sam's desk.
- B.
  Tell the professor that Sam is conspiring to cheat.
- C.
  Tell Sam, "Hey, you dropped your Scantron!" on their way out.
- D.
  Place the Scantron back on Sam's desk and explain that, while you appreciate the gesture, it was very unethical to do that.
- E.
  Put it back. You don't accept charity.
- F.
  Throw away Sam's Scantron and laugh at their confusion when they return to find nothing.
- G.
  Copy the answers and pass it around the class for everyone to copy off of.
- H.
  Steal Sam's wallet, phone and personal information while they're gone and commit identity fraud. You are now Sam Samson, valedictorian of CSULB.
4.
Pick a pickle.
- A.
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  Kosher Dill
- B.
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  Sliced pickle
- C.
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  Human pickle
- D.
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  Curved pickle
- E.
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  Pre-pickle
- F.
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  Sad pickle
- G.
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  Not even a pickle
- H.
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  "L" pic
5.
While driving back home after a long day of school, you get rear-ended on Atherton. As you turn around to yell profanities at the driver who hit you, you realize it's your professor, Dr. Karax Edent, who just gave you a D in their class. Dr. Edent begins to tear up as they explain that they don't have insurance. Oh, and they are also bankrupt and can only cover up to 50% of the damages, which will probably be about $1,000 total. What do you do?
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- A.
  What accident? All you know is, you're getting an A in that class now.
- B.
  While the D was disappointing, Dr. Edent is suffering enough. Pay the $500, hug Karax and explain that everything will be okay.
- C.
  Express no sympathy and demand the money. Sorry Dr. Edent, you don't get a pass.
- D.
  Laugh at Dr. Edent and send him the bill later. This is the best form of schadenfreude.
- E.
  Comfort Dr. Edent. You'll get through this together.
- F.
  Compose a scheme in which you and Dr. Edent will enter a series of poker tournaments in order to obtain the money for the repairs.
- G.
  Set up a payment program with Dr. Edent to let them pay you back over time.
- H.
  Get back in the car, make a u-turn and rear-end Dr. Edent's car.
6.
You're killing it at the Career Development Center job fair in the USU. While walking to the next booth, you notice a lonesome table with a stranger in a mask and a small banner that reads "free jobs here." Something seems off......what do you do?
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- A.
  Report them to the USU building managers.
- B.
  Express interest in the free jobs.
- C.
  Ask them what their deal is.
- D.
  Gather some friends to check out the booth together.
- E.
  Capture the mysterious scene with a black and white photo.
- F.
  Ignore them and keep up the job hunt.
- G.
  Wait for them to step away, then edit the sign to say "free jo s h." This will be a legendary prank.
- H.
  Pickle spears. Wait, sorry, wrong question
7.
You return to school after months of social isolation. While attending your first class, your professor assigns an essay in which you must argue why pineapples belong exclusively on pizza, and nowhere else. "Any opposing viewpoints will result in an F in the class," the professor declares. What do you do?
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  Report the professor for their offensive viewpoints.
- B.
  Commend the professor for finally speaking the truth.
- C.
  Proudly raise your hand and assert your opposition to the professor's opinion.
- D.
  Slowly and silently put your dried pineapples back into your backpack to avoid ridicule.
- E.
  Meet with the professor after class to ask if there is some way to work around this ridiculous assignment.
- F.
  Write the essay, no matter how strongly you might agree or disagree with its contents.
- G.
  Protest by sitting in the front row and loudly eating a pineapple as one would eat an apple during class time. Skin and all.
- H.
  Drop the class. You promised to never cross romance with academics, and you're certainly in love with pineapple pizza.

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Friendship Walk-er
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For you, life is about one thing over all else - personal connections. You value your friends like family and are always open to meeting new people. As an extrovert, you are always looking for opportunities to get out there and grow alongside other humans. You're a positive light in others' lives, and a great friend!
2.
"Go Beach" Sign Picture-Taker
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You lead a life of pride - pride in what you do and who you are. You make logical choices and appreciate things in your life for what they're worth. You're not ashamed to show the world what you're proud of, and it makes you an effective decision-maker. Keep it up!
3.
Awkward Pool Swimmer
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While others might care what others think of them, you're above such concerns. Students might walk by the pool and look down on you on their way to class, but so what? Your confidence strikes fear into the hearts of those who know they would never be so brave. People admire your carefree spirit, as they should!
4.
Rock Wall Climber
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You aren't just active - you're a climber. Constantly reaching for new heights, you aren't afraid to put your skills to the test and improve yourself. Your motivation to succeed outweighs your fear of failure, and it will take you far. Never stop grinding - it'll all pay off!
5.
Art Museum Visitor
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Art. Isn't it what life is all about? For you, it's at least slightly important! You admire the beauty of the world that surrounds us, and you have a unique perspective on the human condition. You are an appreciative, yet inquisitive person who has the ability to admire and critique at the same time. That's pretty special!
6.
Escalator Rider
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You're the kind of person who can always find the humor in the little things, like running up and down the escalator for hours on end. For you, life is all about laughing and not taking things too seriously. While the world around you gets crazier, you just laugh it off and wait for it all to blow over. An admirable trait!
7.
Shark Lab Wrangler
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You're a wild one, that's for sure. You seek out danger wherever is may be and never let life's obstacles get you down. You live for the thrill of adrenaline and would have no problem tackling a shark in our very own shark lab. But please don't, because sharks are friendly creatures and don't deserve to be tackled.
8.
Japanese Garden Fisher
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Okay, based on your responses, you do things that you aren't really supposed to do. Fishing in the Japanese Garden would definitely be a huge no-no, so let's just forget this quiz even happened and remember the lessons we've learned. Namely, that you are a chaotic person who loves to question authority and go against the grain. Congrats! Again, please don't fish in the Japanese Garden.

Which CSULB Activity Are You?

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Quiz Questions

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