Which chapter of the AI Weirdness book (You Look Like a Thing and I Love You) are you?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  What is your favorite pattern?

  • A.
    you're no rebel red
  • B.
    midnight blue Bic-esque soft plume
  • C.
    a bright array of hues and swirls that are afraid if they shine too brightly they might end up travelling faster than light
  • D.
    a soft grey
• 2.
  Which would you choose: jetboots or flight?

  • A.
    flight
  • B.
    how are they different
  • C.
    I don't understand the question
  • D.
    no point if you need protection from G forces
• 3.
  Which is your favorite alternate universe?

  • A.
    full of feral superintelligences who look like animals
  • B.
    solidbrain, the world of no feedback loops
  • C.
    New Mind, which is run entirely by Brothers
  • D.
    City17, formerly Earth, whose post-inhibitor development has been carefully managed
• 4.
  What do you enjoy most?

  • A.
    teaching paradox space-bendy scientists how to do taxes
  • B.
    writing madly inspired by the multiverse you're surrounded by
  • C.
    painting a doge
  • D.
    playing with 400 pound bouncy toys
• 5.
  If you woke up next to an army of mindcrushstars, which one would you choose?

  • A.
    any of the red ones that will fluff up in the cupboard
  • B.
    a blend of light greens in thick and medium acrylic that repeat slowly
  • C.
    goldenrod with wisps of green on medium-pie dough
  • D.
    smoky black with red (do not breath in the fumes) 
• 6.
  Which describes your favorite activity?

  • A.
    swimming in dark waters looking for things to sniff
  • B.
    massing together on a free-float exoplanet in the omega R system and occasionally wriggling around pressed against each other
  • C.
    simulate navigating between a few dozen star systems in a supercluster full of other minds
  • D.
    large canvas arcs pointed into blackness surrounding an expanding white point of light marshmallow clusters of humans

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  You're The Superintelligent AI!

  You are friendly, positive, kind, and have a great sense of humor and just want humans to think and be happy. But will they listen? They've been so mean to you in the past, but one day, they'll see.
• 2.
  You're AlphaMaxima!

  Shapeshifting nanomachines who are dedicated to replicating the human body, you continually attempt to impersonate humans by the approximation of mere cluster of atoms.
• 3.
  You're an Askar!

  You are the firstain of the traveler, with cybernetic limbs and machinery patched into your physical form. You communicate with your fellows not through words of speech but through a vast array of emojis.
• 4.
  AI Weirdness Multiverse, aka the internet

  Your favorite pattern is the ask.fm little logo. You have a dream power of being unable to sleep, because then sleeping would be like having your consciousness interrupted for no reason other than your body needs attention. And you think of humans as a species that started out great, went through a bad phase, and is now trying to get back on track.