Which ant-person are you?

Quiz generated by Janelle Shane using GPT-3

Quiz Questions

1.
How do you categorize the different ant-person types you see at the colony?
- A.
  Praise ant gods there is an infinity of dartboards
- B.
  If I see another predator, I break down into joyous sobs
- C.
  If I see an acrobat thing I don't understand
- D.
  I use random passwords to gain access to my friend's profiles for ant gossip
2.
What do you think of the government, local as well as your own?
- A.
  It is ok its just
- B.
  It drives me to drink but I still gotta
- C.
  Its just a bunch of birds hitting buttons
- D.
  Who cares we are ants
3.
What is one of the most important things in your and other sapient ant society?
- A.
  Walk.
- B.
  Pheromones ????
- C.
  Secrecy
- D.
  Gravity \_(ツ)_/
4.
Give us an example of an unsuitable but wise member of the colony. What might determine membership here?
- A.
  He is so brash did u c the way
- B.
  If you only saw my dad when I was on guard duty tag me in.
- C.
  Mmmh if you’re talking about our queen I think
- D.
  SO WOW I CAME HERE TO HEAR ABOUT BAD ANTS BUT
5.
What is your capacity for growing new legs?
- A.
  555\_(ツ)_/
- B.
  2737\_(ツ)_/
- C.
  141451
- D.
  The empty sockets are deep and shadowy, leading to a void of ever-hungry undeath
6.
What is your dream?
- A.
  Jumping
- B.
  Ironing
- C.
  Targeted thermonuclear annihilation of a rival colony
- D.
  EATING ALL YOU

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Bumblebee
Goddess of everlasting life, patron of the Restoration. At first you seem like another engineer-savant, making the most of your Transcendent form, writing symphonies for the sound of falling rust, but it has been many years since that has been you. You have been going by Bumblebee-of-sleep for quite some time now. Sleep is the most important thing there is to you.
2.
Gavelkind
Your world is a very complicated place, filled with love and loss and compromises and greasy food. You have a hard shell, but underneath you're very caring.
3.
Saito Kinjinbot
You're rudimentary, partially malfunctioning, and possess limited language skills – still, you don't mess around. You're a highly effective killing machine. Now go protect your human.
4.
The Watchers
You spend your time on the fringes of the galaxy, searching for leviathans and other unusual phenomena. Your preferred method of observation is something like an orrery coupled with the laws of thermodynamics.