Take whatever you were going to say and then make it a circle right before you say it
B.
SQUARE
C.
Curved
D.
Oval
2.
How do you approach healing?
A.
with horror and reluctance
B.
by pouring glowing green goo right where it hurts
C.
I just pretend I'm not hurt
D.
Having internal organs is magical and inconvenient, but usually I can bounce back
3.
Who is the strongest you have ever faced?
A.
So there's this hamster that keeps shedding it's teeth over me while I'm trying to sleep
B.
I mean every new world I go to has it's own selection of horrors
C.
I have faced off so many unicorns I keep confusing myself over which one is the real one
D.
his name was Ken and some humans made him immortal via bacon
4.
What is your favourite activity?
A.
I like expanding my farts over long distances
B.
I love speeding up the growth of plants
C.
I like rubbing my belly along the ground
D.
watching the daily parade of cuisine being prepared for me
5.
Question 5 is how you feel about other glowing legendary cats.
A.
I don't really pay attention to them
B.
There seems to be an obsession with scritching bellies
C.
Flirty and alluring
D.
Flirty and heavily armed
6.
By which do you swear?
A.
by the void I will wreck anyone that crosses me
B.
by the blaze I will light any darkness within me
C.
by the glow I will see into any obfuscating nonsense in my world
D.
by the sprinkle I will overthrow any noxious rulers in my wake
Quiz Outcomes
1.
Purring Otterbear
Larger and more solitary than many shifting mammals your size, you are nevertheless playful and comical. Adorable, too!
2.
Jargonoath
You are an enormous, terrible monster, capable of the very most destructive of forces. Surprisingly good at hugging, you're the dimly glowing ruler of the deep blue sea, an absolute monarch in a realm utterly devoid of annoyance.
3.
Hipster Tabby
You are extremely reclusive, much more into the indie scene, and somehow incredibly agile despite having pointy things all over your legs. You are perpetually surprised at the low quality of the coffee at the Dunkin Donut, which apparently decided to be taken seriously as a craft coffee shop. Surprisingly good at sports!
4.
The Phantom
Phantom, mysterious and cool. Fiery tendrils and deadly claws are the window dressing on your aging white tortoiseshell body. Wherever you go, you set off a trail of awe and whispers.