FINAL SYC QUIZ

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Q1. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

  • A.
    A Rocket Chip
  • B.
    A Russian Salad
• 2.
  Q2. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

  • A.
    She couldn’t bear the weight
  • B.
    Because she was stuffed
• 3.
  Q3. What has ears but cannot hear?

  • A.
    A cornfield
  • B.
    My mother in law
• 4.
  Q4. What did the left eye say to the right eye? 

  • A.
    We’ve been masked up 
  • B.
    Between us, something smells
• 5.
  Q5. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snow man?

  • A.
    Blood is thinner than water 
  • B.
    Frost bite
• 6.
  Q6. What did one plate say to the other plate?

  • A.
    Dinner is on me
  • B.
    They “let” us into the blood bank
• 7.
  Q7. Why did the student eat his homework?

  • A.
    The teacher told him it was a piece of cake
  • B.
    He was studying home economics
• 8.
  Q8. When you look for something why is it in the last place you looked?

  • A.
    Because when you find it, you stop looking
  • B.
    You wouldn’t be looking if it was obvious
• 9.
  Q9. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

  • A.
    A coconut on vacation
  • B.
    A canine with cataracts
• 10.
  Q10. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? 

  • A.
    That’s a real pickle 
  • B.
    Dill with it
• 11.
  Q11. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

  • A.
    That hit the spot
  • B.
    Lets Split to Dubrovnik
• 12.
  Q12. Why did the kid cross the playground?

  • A.
    Because he seesaw Marjorie
  • B.
    To get to the other slide
• 13.
  Q13. How does a vampire start a letter?

  • A.
    Hello my fiend 
  • B.
    Tomb it may concern...
• 14.
  Q14. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

  • A.
    At Waterloo 
  • B.
    Up his sleeves
• 15.
  Q15. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

  • A.
    A Dino-snore
  • B.
    A Doze-asaurus
• 16.
  Q16. What do you get from a pampered cow?

  • A.
    Spoiled milk
  • B.
    Molly coddled moo juice
• 17.
  Q17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

  • A.
    Because his harvest was gold
  • B.
    He was outstanding in his field
• 18.
  Q18. How do you make a Kleenex dance?

  • A.
    Waltz it around your nose
  • B.
    Put a little boogie in it 
• 19.
  Q19. What happens if you make a dad joke when you’re not a dad?

  • A.
    It’s a parenting mistake
  • B.
    It’s a faux pa
• 20.
  Q20. What happens when it’s spring?

  • A.
    I get so excited I wet my plants
  • B.
    A great joke - doesn’t need an option

Quiz Outcomes

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  Apologies for putting you through that! But we hope you had a chuckle!Thanks for playing along every week!Thanks again to our Quiz Masters:Robyn Coombs, Graeme Disney, Eryl Harris, Simon Hemingway, Chris Mitchell, Naomi Smith, SYC Staff, Gill Stubbs, David Suda, Freya, Jenny & Stewart Vickery, Mark Welsh and Margaret Whitbread who have kept us entertained during lockdown.Keep safe and stay well.