"I Hate It When That Happens" Quiz

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  On a 3 lane highway, what is the left lane reserved for?

  • A.
    Trucks going faster than 100 kph
  • B.
    Cars going faster than 100 kph
  • C.
    Passing other vehicles
  • D.
    Trucks passing other vehicles
• 2.
  Fill in the blanks: **** going to love going ****-- I heard **** food is the best!

  • A.
    their, there, they're
  • B.
    they're, their, there
  • C.
    they're, there, their
  • D.
    there, their, they're
• 3.
  What should you never wear with sandles?

  • A.
    Toe rings
  • B.
    A mini-skirt
  • C.
    Socks
  • D.
    Tights
• 4.
  What piece of clothing shouldn't be worn in July?

  • A.
    A black baseball cap
  • B.
    Knee-high socks
  • C.
    Both A and B
  • D.
    A toque
• 5.
  What is it poor etiquette to do on an elevator?

  • A.
    Talk non-stop
  • B.
    Fart
  • C.
    Cry out loud
  • D.
    Listen to music without earphones
• 6.
  What is the term for someone who fails to pick-up the poop while walking their dog?

  • A.
    Drop and go
  • B.
    Poop and run
  • C.
    Shit and run
  • D.
    Inconsiderate slob
• 7.
  What is the correct way (according to the Jabber Guys) to load a toilet paper roll?

  • A.
    Roll pulls over
  • B.
    Roll pulls under
  • C.
    Get a vertical toilet paper stand so it doesn't matter
  • D.
    Who cares?
• 8.
  What is the term used for 'a rising intonation at the end of any sentence' that turns any sentence into a question?

  • A.
    Moron
  • B.
    Upspeak
  • C.
    Valley Girl Talk
  • D.
    Questionitis
• 9.
  According to Queex, what parking spot that shouldn't be reserved?

  • A.
    Handicapped
  • B.
    Expectant mothers
  • C.
    Power scooters
  • D.
    All of the above
• 10.
  According to Ote, he really hates it when people do this at the gym.

  • A.
    Wear old sweatpants and T-shirts
  • B.
    Talk on their cell phones
  • C.
    Leave pools of sweat on the machines
  • D.
    All of the above

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
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