Pick Your Favorite UW Song and We'll Tell You a "Dad Joke."

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Which is your favorite UW song?

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  • A.
    "Jump Around"
  • B.
    "Varsity"
  • C.
    "On, Wisconsin"
  • D.
    "If You Want to Be a Badger"
  • E.
    "Build Me up, Buttercup"
  • F.
    None of these.

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  A thief is on trial for robbing a guitar store. The judge asks, "First offender?" The thief says, "No, first a Gibson! THEN a Fender!”

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
• 2.
  Did you see they made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
• 3.
  A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
• 4.
  There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
• 5.
  Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
• 6.
  The other day, I went to a psychic. I knocked on her door and she said, “Who is it?” So I left.

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  Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.