Pick Your Favorite UW Song and We'll Tell You a "Dad Joke."
Pick Your Favorite UW Song and We'll Tell You a "Dad Joke."
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Quiz Questions
1.
Which is your favorite UW song?
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A.
"Jump Around"
B.
"Varsity"
C.
"On, Wisconsin"
D.
"If You Want to Be a Badger"
E.
"Build Me up, Buttercup"
F.
None of these.
Quiz Outcomes
1.
A thief is on trial for robbing a guitar store. The judge asks, "First offender?" The thief says, "No, first a Gibson! THEN a Fender!”
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
2.
Did you see they made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
3.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
4.
There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
5.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
6.
The other day, I went to a psychic. I knocked on her door and she said, “Who is it?” So I left.
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Now go forth and embarrass your kids. Or someone else's kids. It's all good.
