Which Aztec deity are you most like?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  You get a houseplant as a gift. To take care of it, you:

  • A.
    Research the optimal feeding and watering schedule and add it to your to-do list.
  • B.
    Water it a couple of times before forgetting about it.
  • C.
    Talk to it.
  • D.
    Keep it so healthy that you have to keep transplanting it into bigger pots as it grows huge.
• 2.
  Your best friend is getting serious with someone you know is just going to break their heart. Do you:

  • A.
    Gather your army and prepare to devour the soul of your enemy.
  • B.
    Play a pre-emptive prank to make the significant other not want to bother with someone whose friends are so immature.
  • C.
    Let the relationship run its course, but make sure you're there with vegan ice cream to pick up the pieces afterward. (They may be hurting but that's no excuse to exploit the creatures of the world.)
  • D.
    Try to warn your friend, and then try NOT to say "I told you so" when they don't listen and it all falls apart.
• 3.
  At the last minute, your friends decide to go out for the evening, and they'll be picking you up in half an hour. You've been doing housework all day. How long does it take you to get ready?

  • A.
    No time at all. After a shower, all you need is to let your innate and devastating beauty shine.
  • B.
    None. Even though you really want to go, you had plans for dinner and puzzles with your mom. You love your mom beyond measure and would never cancel on her.
  • C.
    An hour and a half. You have to meet them there because it takes WORK to achieve that natural and effortless look.
  • D.
    30 minutes: 28 minutes to shower and dress, 2 minutes to change your earrings so they're easy to remove when it comes time to brawl.
• 4.
  You see a dog on the side of the road while you're walking. It doesn't have tags and seems friendly, but lost. What do you do?

  • A.
    Delegate finding its home to your secretary. You're busy, but not heartless.
  • B.
    Grab a stick and play fetch until you get distracted and wander away.
  • C.
    Pet it and comfort it, telling it everything will be alright. Then you make it your personal mission to love and care for the dog until you find its rightful owner.
  • D.
    Call animal control and keep an eye on it from a distance. You like dogs in theory, but you're better with plants.
• 5.
  Your coworker asks you to assist them on a major project they're leading at work. Do you agree to help? 

  • A.
    No. I don't assist. I'm the boss.
  • B.
    Yes, then proceed to "help" by bringing doughnuts to meetings and getting excited about every single idea.
  • C.
    Of course. First you'll need to organize the team-building exercises, then check in regularly with the project team to make sure they're fulfilled and to help them manage their stress levels.
  • D.
    Yes, but behind-the-scenes work only. You've got a bad feeling about this project.

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Itzpapalotl, the Obsidian Butterfly

  You most closely resemble the goddess Itzpapalotl, a beautiful and fierce leader.Your breathtaking beauty shines through no matter what. And you need that because you've got a lot on your plate. But your dependable, no-nonsense approach builds confidence among your underlings who will follow you anywhere. Sure, sometimes you can be intimidating, but your commitment to getting things done is admirable. There's no question, you're the boss.
• 2.
  Huitzilopochtli, the Left-hand Hummingbird

  You most closely resemble Huitzilopochtli, an exuberant lover of your people.You're the life of the party. Your rakish personality and good looks attract people to you and your love of life keeps them around. Be careful, though – your playfulness can sometimes make you thoughtless or even cruel. But you know who your true friends are and you're fiercely loyal to them and most of all, to your mama.
• 3.
  Quetzalcoatl, the Plumed Serpent

  You are most like Quetzalcoatl, a sensitive helper.You are a gentle soul who loves and protects all creatures and wouldn't harm a fly. You appreciate the beauty of the world and try to take care of everything and everyone, physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can be a bit of a bleeding heart, but you provide comfort to all who meet you and are expert at making people feel at home.
• 4.
  Coatlicue, the Earth Mother

  You are most like Coatlicue, a visionary protector.You have a knack for knowing how things will play out, and despite people not always listening, you warn them with remarkable accuracy. It can be hard not to say "I told you so," but you're pretty quiet anyway, so you keep it to yourself. That's why you're so good with plants – they don't talk back. You're down-to-earth and practical, but when it comes time, you'll throw down, fighting for your people even if they didn't listen when you told them it would come to this.