What House Are You?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  How many bottled waters do you have right now at home?

  • A.
    I have taps, why would I need bottled water?
  • B.
    1-5
  • C.
    5-20
  • D.
    20+
• 2.
  When was the last time someone yelled at home?

  • A.
    No yelling in this household.
  • B.
    Maybe last month?
  • C.
    Must have been last week...
  • D.
    There's currently yelling going on right now!
• 3.
  What does your sleeping routine look like?

  • A.
    No routine, I fall asleep the second my head touches the pillow.
  • B.
    A little bit of social media, TV, or reading.
  • C.
    It takes time, but eventually I catch a couple of Zs.
  • D.
    I can't remember the last time I had a decent night's sleep...
• 4.
  When do you go grocery shopping?

  • A.
    As frequently as possible, it's nice to be out.
  • B.
    When all stocks get dramatically low.
  • C.
    With current stocks, no need to go shopping until 2025.
  • D.
    Safeway is on Tuesdays, Whole foods deliveries are on Thursday, we go for drive-thrus on Saturdays, etc.
• 5.
  The doorbell rings, you...

  • A.
    ... look at the feed from your Nest camera straight on your phone
  • B.
    ... pretend you're not home
  • C.
    ... silently check through the peephole
  • D.
    ... open the door curious about the surprise visit
• 6.
  You have a few hours to kill this afternoon, you...

  • A.
    ... stream from one of your five services.
  • B.
    ... re-arrange the pantry.
  • C.
    ... do a full inventory of expiration dates inside your earthquake backpacks.
  • D.
    ... read a good book with a hot drink.
• 7.
  Your favorite TV show is...

  • A.
    The Handmaid's Tale, Game of Thrones, Squid Game, Succession.
  • B.
    The Walking Dead, Lost, Black Mirror, Stranger Things, The Mandalorian.
  • C.
    Friends, Big Bang Theory, This is Us, Modern Family, The Crown.
  • D.
    Breaking Bad, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Ted Lasso.
• 8.
  Did you adopt a pet during COVID?

  • A.
    Absolutely not, life is already complicated as-is.
  • B.
    Absolutely not, they're a health hazard.
  • C.
    Yes, but just one.
  • D.
    Yes, a whole bunch!
• 9.
  Your ideal next vacation would be:

  • A.
    Stay-cations are the best!
  • B.
    Not too far, just for a night or two.
  • C.
    I have a whole road-trip already planned out.
  • D.
    I'm desperate to get as far away as possible.
• 10.
  What will you eat tonight?

  • A.
    The only think I'm sure is that it'll be delivered by Uber Eats!
  • B.
    Home-made meal.
  • C.
    Leftovers from the past three meals.
  • D.
    Depends on which restaurant we're going to.

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Tetris Home

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• 2.
  Safe Haven

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• 3.
  Toxic Home

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• 4.
  Bunker Home

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