Does your sales copy... suck? 😬

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Quiz Questions

1.
Ok, look at your sales page but DON'T touch or scroll on it. Can you see your call to action button?
- A.
  Yes, but it doesn't stand out compared to the rest of the text
- B.
  Yes, and that bitch is bright, big, and makes me want to click it.
- C.
  No, but it's like, half a scroll down! I swear it's not hard to find!
- D.
  No, it's wayyyy down the page.
2.
As you scroll down the page, is it mostly words, or photos & design elements?
- A.
  It's a LOT of words - Tons of paragraphs that outweigh the photos they're next to.
- B.
  It's a solid balance of words and images
- C.
  Even my images have words! Lots of graphs, infographics, and mockups.
- D.
  There's like, no words on this page. Mostly pictures.
3.
Let's get real - do your words make sense to people who aren't in your field?
- A.
  I use a lot of industry jargon.
- B.
  I use some 'me words', but I feel like the right people should know them.
- C.
  Forget about the words, my grammar is too all over the place to make sense of them anyway!
- D.
  I feel like it does, but a second set of eyes to gut check it might help.
4.
Is your sales page converting?
- A.
  Nope. And I'm frustrated AF about it.
- B.
  It has in the past, but I know it could be doing better.
- C.
  Yes! It's literally the best converting page of my life.
- D.
  Wait... you guys are getting conversions?
5.
How do you feel about getting a copywriter's eyes on your copy?
- A.
  AMAZEBALLS. I can write, but the vote of confidence would make me feel so much better.
- B.
  EW, DAVID. That feels vulnerable AF.
- C.
  PICASSO, BABY. Please take a look - and make the improvements for me!
- D.
  YES PLZ. And while you're at it, can you write some of it in my voice, too?

Quiz Outcomes

1.
Some small improvements would go a long way
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Your sales copy is good, but there's potential for greatness. You have a strong foundation, but would benefit from expert edits push your copy further. Your next steps:A little zhuzh will go a long way. The best fit for us here is a Can You Write This For Me hour, where you send me your copy, and I'll write as much as I can in an hour to help you get that shit on lock!
2.
Youuuu... need some help.
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And that's ok! I gotchu.What's gotten you this far will only get you this far - it's time to tap in to my brain to write copy that really converts. Your next step:With a VIP Day, I'll write copy that sounds like you, but is infused with Sales Psych best practices so that your sales copy converts like a popsicle stand at a 4th of July parade! I can get your sales page, sales email sequence, or 4-page website written in a day!Starting at $2,500
3.
It doesn't 'suck', per sé.
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Your sales copy is solid, but could use a polish. A lil bit of me in your back pocket will have you creating copy that sounds like you, but converts better (and follows best practices!). Your next step: You're on the right track with your messaging, but some expert guidance could take it to the next level. Copy On Demand is a great fit for you - and will reopen in December!Just $197/month or $1970/year
4.
Congrats! Your copy doesn't suck!
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Your sales copy is already impressive! You have a *talent* for creating copy that sounds like you, but converts better (and follows best practices!). Your next step: Keep doing what you're doing, babe! My gift to you:See how I'd write your top of funnel opt-in page if I were your copywriter:

Does your sales copy... suck? 😬

If you don't LOVE your sales page (and it isn't converting the way you want it to!), then pull it up in a second window.Then, click the button below to self-evaluate if your copy sucks, or if you're just overthinking it. And hey - if your copy sucks, I'll tell you what you can do to improve it!

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