What Kind of Woo Are You (as a Spiritual Parent)?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  Your child asks where babies come from. You say...

  • A.
    “The Earth made your spirit and we met under a pine tree in another life.”
  • B.
    “The flower fairies and your soul worked it out—want to hear the story?”
  • C.
    “You chose me from the stars, of course!”
• 2.
  What kind of self-care makes your soul go “ahhhh”?

  • A.
    Meditating with crystals and journaling your intuitive downloads
  • B.
    Sunrise barefoot walks and tree-hugging therapy
  • C.
    Laughing until you cry with friends at dance night
• 3.
  Which one sounds like your ideal weekend vibe?

  • A.
    Stargazing with friends and sipping herbal tea by the fire
  • B.
    Group energy healing + cacao and card pulls
  • C.
    A family sound bath followed by interpretive dancing in the kitchen
• 4.
  What kind of spiritual teacher are you (deep down)?

  • A.
    The “let’s ground this in nature and breathe it out” one
  • B.
    The “make it fun or it’s not happening” one
  • C.
    The “I had a dream about this exact thing” one
• 5.
  Your child is having a big meltdown. You...

  • A.
    Giggle, make weird faces, and diffuse it with silliness
  • B.
    Pull out the grounding crystal and gently tune in
  • C.
    Lead them into the backyard barefoot for deep breaths
• 6.
  Which would your kid definitely say about you?

  • A.
    “She’s basically a forest fairy in mom jeans.”
  • B.
    “She knows when I’m lying—even when I don’t.”
  • C.
    “She makes brushing teeth feel like a glittery spell.”
• 7.
  If spiritual parenting had a playlist, yours would be...

  • A.
    “Just pressed play—where do I even begin?”
  • B.
    “Building my vibe—just need a little guidance”
  • C.
    “Mostly in tune but sometimes skips”
• 8.
  What kind of support would feel magically helpful right now?

  • A.
    A sparkly roadmap or mini course that shows me where to go next
  • B.
    A community of other magical parents like me
  • C.
    Quick tools I can try with my kids that bring in more soul
• 9.
  Your intuition lately feels like...

  • A.
    Wi-Fi with a full signal most days
  • B.
    Still trying to remember the password
  • C.
    Working—but sometimes buffering
• 10.
  You're planning a magical day with your kids. What’s on the agenda?

  • A.
    A barefoot forest picnic, followed by creek splashing and star watching
  • B.
    Aura drawings, oracle cards, and an “I totally predicted that” moment
  • C.
    Guided group meditation that turns into interpretive flower dancing

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  The Woo Woo Parent

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  Your energy is contagious, your laugh is legendary, and your kids think you're part fairy.You’re the golden child of the spiritual world—and probably the life of the crystal-infused party.You’re playful, radiant, and spiritually silly in the best way. You’ll do a group meditation that ends with an ant whispering flower wisdom, and you’ll make everyone laugh about it over kombucha. You don’t take yourself too seriously, which is exactly what makes you magnetic.You’re here for the joy of the journey—and the journey includes 90’s dance nights, chakra-color nail polish, and group qigong in your favorite tie-dye.
• 2.
  The Crystal Ball Parent

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  Your vibe is mystical mastermind meets cool oracle mom, and we are HERE FOR IT.You just knew this would be your result, didn’t you?You tune in for everything—from your kid’s mood shifts to what flavor ice cream your friend will want next Thursday. You’re a walking “I told you so” (with love).You give epic intuitive hits, channel wild wisdom on the fly, and have a knack for linking people together like a cosmic connector. Your friends call you for readings and restaurant recs—because your intuition never misses.
• 3.
  The Nature Loving Parent

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  You’re not just raising conscious kids—you’re raising Earthkeepers.You’re the grounded one who charges their aura by hugging trees and skiing in blizzards for fun.You feel most connected barefoot in the grass, eyes on the stars, or with a kid snuggled on your lap around a campfire. You’re part forest nymph, part trail guide, and all heart.Animals flock to you. Kids chill out around you. And you probably have an herbal tea blend for every mood. You don’t just talk about spiritual parenting—you live it, one snowy hike, muddy puddle, or wildflower offering at a time.