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Quiz Questions
1.
Who Are You Buying For?
A.
Myself - Self Care Babe
B.
Someone Else - Trying To Be The Best Gift Giver
2.
Which text are you most likely to send at 2AM?
A.
“u up?”
B.
“what if we got bangs?”
C.
A meme that only makes sense if you’re overtired
D.
“We should start a business”
3.
What’s your toxic trait?
A.
Thinking one Target run will only cost $40
B.
Saying “I’ll be there in 5” when I haven’t showered yet
C.
Adding 62 things to my cart and abandoning it
D.
Thinking coffee counts as breakfast and water
4.
She has to survive a zombie apocalypse, she's armed with…
A.
A wine opener
B.
A flaming Bath & Body Works 3-wick candle
C.
Pure sarcasm
D.
Dry shampoo
5.
What shower scene are you starring in today?
A.
Danger - Crying Session Now Loading
B.
Confidence Glow Up Needed
C.
Send Help, Serenity Need
D.
Power Shower - I Don't Have Time For This
6.
If your mood came with a warning label, what would it say?
A.
I Own The Room
B.
Do Not Disturb
C.
Chaos and Caffenine
D.
Please Recharge Immediately
7.
Who’s on the receiving end of your chaotic love language?
A.
My Badass Bestie
B.
Mother Dearest
C.
Work Wifey
D.
Cousin, Roommate, Secret Santa, Etc
8.
What’s her main character plot twist right now?
A.
Serious Relaxation - She's About To Combust
B.
Spa Vibes Without The Spa Bill
C.
Something To Make Her LOL
D.
A Pick Me-Up. Boost Her Mood, Brighten Her Day.
9.
Which mood is her default setting?
A.
Soft-hearted, low-drama vibes.
B.
Unapologetically vibrant AF.
C.
Chill, natural, grounded energy.
D.
Sweet but strong — she’s dessert with attitude.
Quiz Outcomes
1.
Even Baddies Get Saddies!
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2.
Bestie, You Need To Take A Break
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Bitch Relax - Lavender Mint Bath Salts
3.
Fucks? You? Never Heard Of Her
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4.
Your Mental Breakdown Is Now Loading... Get in Front of It Babe!
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5.
Yeah, You're That Bitch
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6.
Babe, You Are Fucking Over It!
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7.
Sure, All Your Fucks Are Gone, At least You Will Smell Amazing!
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8.
Stress Can't Stick When Your Skin Is This Smooth!
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9.
Bestie, you are the damn gift this box just proves it.
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10.
Babe, your chill pill just arrived in box form.
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Our Bitch Relax Gift Box Sethas everything you need for this self care time out!
11.
You’ve survived enough chaos—time to soft-launch your calm era.
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We've got everything your rowdy ass needs in our Energizing Shower Puck Gift Box Set
12.
Legend behavior: sending yourself the good stuff.
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You need a minute, but can only spare a minute. We've Got You!Relaxing Shower Puck Gift Box Set
13.
Warning: may cause unstoppable main character energy.
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You need a minute, but can only spare a minute. We've Got You!Bad Bitch Energy Shower Steamers
14.
When chaos calls, send it to voicemail with lavender steam.
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Bitch Relax Lavender Mint Shower SteamerLike a literal chill pill.
15.
For when the only thing lower than your energy is your patience.
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Fake awake? Drop this Fucking Exhausted Shower Steamer
16.
Release the drama with every damn exhale.
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Your shower just became a no-bullshit zone with ourExhale The Bullshit Shower Steamers
17.
For the friend whose aura is pure exhaustion.
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Bitch Relax Gift Box Set
18.
This box = a fire extinguisher for her hot-girl burnout.
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She’s vibrant AF, but even rainbows need a reset.Bad Ass Bitch Gift Box Set
19.
This box says what Hallmark cards never could.
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You can’t gift her an award, so you gave her thisYou're The Fucking Best Gift Box Set
20.
Subtlety isn’t your love language.
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Ride Or Die smells like ourBecause I Fucking Love You Gift Box Set
21.
Give her the spa day she keeps saying she doesn’t have time for.
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Her vibe check came back stressed. Help her out with our Bitch Relax Shower Steamers
22.
Because she’s officially out of patience—and fucks.
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23.
Because her inner chaos gremlin needs a time-out.
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24.
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Gift her the glow-up she won’t buy herself.Bad Ass Bitch Shower Steamers
25.
Because calm looks good on her—and so does glow.
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The gentle nudge she needs to slow the hell down.Bitch Relax Hand & Body Lotion
26.
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When she’s out of fucks but in need of lotion.Fresh Outta Fucks Hand & Body Lotion
27.
When her aura screams panic, this lotion says pause.
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The gentlest way to drag her into calm modeCalm The Fuck Down Hand & Body Lotion
28.
Gift her glow that matches her energy.”
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Hydration fit for the queen she already is.Bad Ass Bitch Hand & Body Lotion
29.
Nothing says ‘I care’ like lavender-soaked profanity.
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Her aura called—it needs a damn nap.Bitch Relax Bath Salts
30.
The perfect present for the queen of eye rolls.
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For the babe who carries too much and needs to drop it all.Exhale The Bullshit Bath Salts
31.
The friendship version of noise-canceling headphones.
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Stress can’t swim—help her drown it out with ourCalm The Fuck Down Bath Salts
32.
Gift her the joy of not giving a single damn.
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Profanity and peace in one perfect bag,Fresh Outta Fucks Bath Salts
