What Kind of Weird AF Founder Are You? 

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  When someone says “scaling your business”, what’s your honest first thought?

  • A.
    “Oof, sounds admin-heavy.”
  • B.
    “I’ve been accidentally scaling since 2021.”
  • C.
    “Love the idea, hate the spreadsheets.”
  • D.
    “Pass the Prosecco, let’s talk team instead.”
• 2.
  Your relationship with systems is best described as:

  • A.
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    “I’m allergic. If it’s in a Notion board, I’ll never see it again.”
  • B.
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    “I am the system. Chaos, but it works.”
  • C.
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    “I’m trying… but Zapier makes me want to cry.”
  • D.
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    “I secretly love a workflow, don’t tell my audience.”
• 3.
  What does “freedom” in business actually mean for you?

  • A.
    Not having to pretend I’m an extrovert on camera.
  • B.
    Money rolling in even when I disappear for a week.
  • C.
    Being able to say no without guilt.
  • D.
    A team that actually gives a toss.
• 4.
  Your business right now feels like:

  • A.
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    A vintage campervan, quirky, full of charm, constantly needs tinkering.
  • B.
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    A high-speed train, can’t stop, don’t know who’s driving.
  • C.
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    A houseplant, thriving… but only when you remember to water it.
  • D.
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    A spaceship, wild potential, needs a co-pilot.
• 5.
  Your ideal next chapter sounds like:

  • A.
    Finally building something that doesn’t rely on me being “on” 24/7.
  • B.
    Turning my brilliant chaos into repeatable income.
  • C.
    A community that gets it, the weird, the wins, the wobblies.
  • D.
    All of the above (because obviously).
• 6.
  How do you usually make big business decisions?

  • A.
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    Panic, procrastinate, then pick what feels right and somehow nail it.
  • B.
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    Spreadsheet. Colour code. Manifest.
  • C.
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    Talk it through with my biz mates, then go rogue anyway.
  • D.
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    Decide fast, regret nothing (except the occasional hire).
• 7.
  Your relationship with money right now is best described as:

  • A.
    “I make it, I spend it, and I’m still slightly scared of it.”
  • B.
    “It’s steady, but I know there’s more if I got organised.”
  • C.
    “Feast, famine, and a sprinkle of freelance panic.”
  • D.
    “Solid, I just want to scale without losing my sanity.”
• 8.
  What would make business feel lighter for you right now?

  • A.
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    A system that actually bloody works.
  • B.
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    Someone to bounce ideas off who gets it.
  • C.
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    More consistent clients, less ‘where’s the next one coming from?’
  • D.
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    All of the above, plus a team that doesn’t give me night sweats.

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  The Creative Tornado 🌪️

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  You’re pure genius with a side of chaos. Ideas hit you faster than your coffee machine can cope, but systems? Boring. You’d rather freestyle.Thing is, you’ve built something impressive, clients love you, the work lands, the money’s decent. But you know you could earn twice as much with half the effort if someone just helped you sort the moving parts.That’s exactly the kind of space we’ve created inside the Weird AF Founders Club.No corporate frameworks.No “step into your CEO mindset” nonsense.No pretending you want to sit in another big, loud group.This is about real connection. Real conversations. Being in a room with other founders who get how your brain works, without having to explain yourself or pitch your soul.Inside the club you get in person lunches and a WhatsApp space to stay connected in between. No wanky selling, no pressure, no performing. Just founders supporting founders and talking honestly about the real stuff behind the business.Less burnout spiral.More grounded, sane, actually enjoyable growth.If you want to be in rooms that feel good and move things forward without draining you, this is your place.
• 2.
  The Strategy Witch 🧙‍♀️

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  You’ve got plans, offers, and a knack for spotting opportunities others miss. You’re the kind who can see the whole chessboard, but you’re tired of playing every piece yourself.You don’t need another course. You need a circle of brilliant weirdos who get the kind of business you’re building, where intuition and strategy hold hands and go drinking together.That’s exactly the kind of space we’ve created inside the Weird AF Founders Club.No corporate frameworks.No “step into your CEO mindset” nonsense.No pretending you want to sit in another big, loud group.This is about real connection. Real conversations. Being in a room with other founders who get how your brain works, without having to explain yourself or pitch your soul.Inside the club you get in person lunches and a WhatsApp space to stay connected in between. No wanky selling, no pressure, no performing. Just founders supporting founders and talking honestly about the real stuff behind the business.Less burnout spiral.More grounded, sane, actually enjoyable growth.If you want to be in rooms that feel good and move things forward without draining you, this is your place.
• 3.
  The Quiet Powerhouse 🚀

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  You’re not loud, but you’re lethal. The work speaks for itself, and your clients can’t get enough. But somewhere between “steady income” and “next-level freedom”, you’ve hit a ceiling.You don’t need more noise. You need more space.Systems that give you your time back.A business that grows without turning into a circus.A circle of founders who are as grounded as they are ambitious.That’s exactly the kind of space we’ve created inside the Weird AF Founders Club.No corporate frameworks.No “step into your CEO mindset” nonsense.No pretending you want to sit in another big, loud group.This is about real connection. Real conversations. Being in a room with other founders who get how your brain works, without having to explain yourself or pitch your soul.Inside the club you get in person lunches and a WhatsApp space to stay connected in between. No wanky selling, no pressure, no performing. Just founders supporting founders and talking honestly about the real stuff behind the business.Less burnout spiral.More grounded, sane, actually enjoyable growth.If you want to be in rooms that feel good and move things forward without draining you, this is your place.
• 4.
   The Weird AF Leader 💥

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  You’re already leading , clients, team, audience, but you’re craving something deeper. Less noise, more strategy. Less “go harder”, more “go smarter”.You know your business could run smoother, your systems could save you hours, and your next level isn’t about doing more, it’s about being supported better.That’s exactly the kind of space we’ve created inside the Weird AF Founders Club.No corporate frameworks.No “step into your CEO mindset” nonsense.No pretending you want to sit in another big, loud group.This is about real connection. Real conversations. Being in a room with other founders who get how your brain works, without having to explain yourself or pitch your soul.Inside the club you get in person lunches and a WhatsApp space to stay connected in between. No wanky selling, no pressure, no performing. Just founders supporting founders and talking honestly about the real stuff behind the business.Less burnout spiral.More grounded, sane, actually enjoyable growth.If you want to be in rooms that feel good and move things forward without draining you, this is your place.You’re Weird AF, and that’s your superpower.