What Rowing Seat SHOULD You Be?

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  How often are you on the water (or the erg)?

  • A.
    6+ times a week  (I have a problem)
  • B.
    3–5 times a week
  • C.
    1–2 times a week
  • D.
    I'm "between seasons" (I haven't touched an oar since college)
• 2.
  It's 5:45am and the alarm goes off for practice. You are…

  • A.
    Already at the boathouse & got there at 5:30
  • B.
    Up, dressed, mildly resentful but functional
  • C.
    Hitting snooze; you'll make it… but barely
  • D.
    Texting the group chat asking if it's too windy to row
• 3.
  Your relationship with the erg is best described as…

  • A.
    I set the pace, the erg follows
  • B.
    A mutual respect forged in suffering
  • C.
    A complicated, toxic situationship
  • D.
    I prefer to supervise others using it
• 4.
  The boat starts rushing the slides. Your instinct is to…

  • A.
    Lengthen it out and drag everyone back to rhythm
  • B.
    Quietly fix the timing off the person in front of you
  • C.
    Feel it instantly in the set and lose your mind a little
  • D.
    Call it out and tell everyone exactly what to fix
• 5.
  Pick your pre-race fuel:

  • A.
    A banana and grim determination
  • B.
    Whatever's left in my bag, I'll eat anything...
  • C.
    A very specific, superstitious ritual snack
  • D.
    Protein BABY!
• 6.
  Your teammates would describe you as…

  • A.
    Intense but in a way that wins races
  • B.
    The quiet powerhouse
  • C.
    Particular. Lovingly particular.
  • D.
    A little bossy. Okay, very bossy.
• 7.
  What is your favorite rowing gear?

  • A.
    A Unisuit
  • B.
    A Vest
  • C.
    Some Fun Trou
  • D.
    Anything Hi-Viz
• 8.
  What gender do you identify with? 

  • A.
    Male
  • B.
    Female
  • C.
    Non-binary
  • D.
    Prefer not to say
• 9.
  Which age range are you in?

  • A.
    Under 18
  • B.
    18-24
  • C.
    25-34
  • D.
    35-44
  • E.
    45-54
  • F.
    55+

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  Result: Stroke Seat

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  You're a Stroke seat. You set the rhythm and everyone follows! You are intense, rate-obsessed, and quietly convinced the boat runs on your tempo. You are Type-A in the best way. Check your email for 15% off your next order!
• 2.
  Result: Bow Seat

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  You're a Bow seat. The finesse player. You feel every wobble in the set and you're a little neurotic about it (which is exactly why the boat sits level). Technical to the core.Check your email for 15% off your next order!
• 3.
  Results: Engine

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  You're the Engine. Seats 4, 5, 6: pure power, low drama. You don't say much, you just pull hard and make the boat move. The diesel engine of the crew.Check your email for 15% off your next order!
• 4.
  Result: Coxswain

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  You're the Coxswain. The brain of the boat. Strategic, loud, and in total control. You steer, you motivate, you (lovingly) boss everyone around. Lightest in the boat, biggest voice.Check your email for 15% off your next order!