Do you have what it takes to raise a dog?

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I'm sure you do.  This is just to make sure.

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  You are making guacamole, and you leave the room for a moment.  When you return, your dog has pushed the bowl off of the counter and has eaten half of the guac.  What do you do?

  • A.
    You scold her and put her in her crate.

    (-1 points)
  • B.
    You take a picture to post online.

    (0 points)
  • C.
    You call and make an appointment with the vet. 

    (1 points)
  • D.
    You take her to the vet immediately.

    (2 points)
• 2.
  There is a thunderstorm and your dog is terrified.  What do you do?

  • A.
    Pick her up and cuddle her.

    (1 points)
  • B.
    You try to distract her by squeaking her toy.

    (0 points)
  • C.
    You put her in her crate and play soothing music.

    (2 points)
  • D.
    You're scared of thunder too!

    (-1 points)
• 3.
  Why are onions bad for dogs?

  • A.
    They have a chemical in them called persin, which can cause buildup in his intestines.

    (-1 points)
  • B.
    They can cause kidney failure.

    (-1 points)
  • C.
    They put stress on his vascular tissue.

    (-1 points)
  • D.
    They can kill his red blood cells, cause anemia.

    (2 points)
• 4.
  How often should you administer flea and heart worm medication (for a healthy dog)?

  • A.
    Once a Week

    (0 points)
  • B.
    Once a Month

    (2 points)
  • C.
    Every Other Month

    (1 points)
  • D.
    Once a Year

    (-1 points)
• 5.
  What is the least amount of chocolate that can poison you dog? (chocolate:dog's weight)

  • A.
    5 ib: 20 ib

    (-1 points)
  • B.
    0.5 ib: 20 ib

    (1 points)
  • C.
    2 ib: 20 ib

    (0 points)
  • D.
    1 ib: 20 ib

    (2 points)
• 6.
  What is the canine flu season?

  • A.
    The same as human's.

    (0 points)
  • B.
    Summer

    (0 points)
  • C.
    Spring

    (0 points)
  • D.
    It doesn't follow a seasonal pattern.

    (2 points)

Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  -5 to -1 points:

  You should not be allowed around dogs.

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  Avocados are toxic to dogs. You should put your dog in a crate or other 'safe space' during a thunderstorm. Onions cause anemia in dogs. Administer flea and heart worm pills once a month. The least amount of chocolate a dog can eat without dying is 1:20. The canine flu does not follow a seasonal pattern.
• 2.
  0 to 4 points:

  You wouldn't make a good dog parent right now.

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  But there's always tommorow!
• 3.
  5 to 8 points:

  You have dog parent potential!

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• 4.
  9 to 12 points:

  Yay!  You're a perfect dog parent!

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