What is your coffee personality?
Find out what your coffee drinking habits say about you!
Quiz Questions
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1.Coffee’s role in my life is best described as…
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A.To become awake enough to get a shower without drowning(Correlates to: You're a Human Bean!)
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B.Something I look forward to every morning. A ritual.(Correlates to: )
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C.The only thing keeping me out of jail. Someone could die if I don’t get a good cup!(Correlates to: )
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D.A religion. I know how beans are grown, harvested, dried, and roasted. I buy only top quality. I would sooner give up breathing than drink stale coffee at the office.(Correlates to: )
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2.And little language arts challenge: Coffee is to life as….
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A.a. Rain is to the flowers(Correlates to: )
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B.b. Air is to a basketball(Correlates to: )
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C.c. Gas is to an engine(Correlates to: )
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D.d. All of the above(Correlates to: )
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3.I think the perfect cup of coffee tastes…
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A.a. Like sunshine, bright with flavors of floral, vanilla, woody, spicy, mild well balanced with a clean finish(Correlates to: You're a Human Bean!)
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B.b. Full or heavy body. Smooth acidity, flavors of chocolate, caramel, bittersweet, complex, robust(Correlates to: You're a Dark Alien!)
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C.c. Espresso runs in my veins. Bold dark and rich. Full, malty, bittersweet, caramel and vanilla, strong finish. My spoon should stand up in the cup.(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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D.d. Sometimes I like a light bright clean taste, and sometimes I like to get dark about things. I’m moody when it comes to coffee. Don’t try to nail me down on this one. I’m too elusive.(Correlates to: You're an adventurous coffee explorer!)
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4.I take my coffee with
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A.Absolutely nothing. Naked and pure as a nudist in the French Rivera. Like coffee should be.(Correlates to: )
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B.All the fluffy foo foo stuff. Sugar and flavored creamer and any kind of syrup available. Whip cream? Yes Please!(Correlates to: )
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C.Half and half only, from organic grass-fed cows that get daily massages. Stirred gently and in the perfect size and shape of coffee cup.(Correlates to: )
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D.Bailey’s Irish Cream, kahlua or some other alcoholic addition(Correlates to: )
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5.I like to know the following information about my morning cup:
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A.That it was brewed sometime within the last 24 hours, and it’s in my favorite mug(Correlates to: )
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B.That it was ground shortly before brewing, and what type of beans I’m enjoying.(Correlates to: )
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C.Ground with a burr grinder, just minutes before brewing with spring water, what elevation it was grown at, how it was processed, and how and when it was roasted.(Correlates to: )
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D.All of C plus the name of the guy who grew, and what kind of car he drives…(Correlates to: )
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6.What is your favorite espresso drink to make at home?
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A.Straight shot. I drink it like an Italian(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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B.Cappuccino (a little milk, a lot of foam and sort of Italian)(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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C.Brève (If you have to read an explanation then you don’t drink a Brève)(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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D.Latte (Mostly milk with a couple of shots of espresso, and a bit of foam on top)(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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E.Frappuccino (or basically anything that tastes like a milkshake with some espresso in it and whipped cream on top)(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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F.Espresso?(Correlates to: )
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7.When preparing my morning coffee, I generally prefer
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A.Have it ready and waiting on auto brew in my drip maker, so I can drink while still half asleep, preferably while still in bed.(Correlates to: )
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B.Grind it fresh and make French press or pour-over. Watch the steam…ahhh, the smell!(Correlates to: )
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C.Grind it, tamp it, pre-heat my port-a-filter, pre-heat my cups, steam up some micro foam and take a picture of the perfect cappuccino before slowly savoring along with my favorite biscotti.(Correlates to: Créma Connoisseur)
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D.Pods baby. They’re like little time capsules, I’ve got better things to do than mess with a coffee maker.(Correlates to: You're a Road Warrior Connoisseur )
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Quiz Outcomes
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1.You're a Human Bean!You're a Human Bean! People like to be around you! You are down to earth and casual but like your coffee (and maybe your wine) a bit more complex. You don’t like obnoxious things, or tastes! You know the difference between stale or burnt beans and good ones. You enjoy a good cup of fresh coffee, but not that deep dark, super smoky flavor, and low acidity that comes with the super dark roasts. Instead, you enjoy the bright flavor profiles of African coffees, but also like the medium roasted coffees that are a bit more smooth and mellow, but they must have complexity to them. You want quality in your cup and have a hard time finding it. Sometimes you just throw your hands up in despair and add more cream, because, you need the caffeine fix. We have a plan, let us help you. We recommend that you choose the Light & Medium Plan! You will get a variety of lovely coffees that will suit your civilized palate.
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2.You're a Dark Alien!You're a Dark Alien! You are from the planet “Coffee”, just visiting here on earth. You appreciate all the deep dark velvety goodness that a dark rich cup offers, but if you don’t get some soon, Earth will be added to your hit list. You love the bitter-sweet complexities of medium and dark roasted coffees and the nutty, vanilla nuances that come in these artful blends. You also enjoy the smoky leathery flavors and low acidic properties found in the deepest darkest places on your dark alien Planet. In the name of interplanetary peace, we offer you the medium and dark roast plan. Please don’t hurt us. We promise to send you a variety of dark and medium roasts on time every month. There’s no discrimination around here so welcome to planet Earth, where coffee is our number one priority! We recommend you choose the Medium & Dark Plan
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3.You're a Road Warrior ConnoisseurYou love the idea of a time machine to hurl you through space from home to work to the gym then out to dinner. You sometimes think about slowing down and smelling the flowers, but you usually don’t. If you had the time to go out and find the beans, roast them, store them properly and then brew them perfectly you probably would. Actually, you probably wouldn’t. Why create all that mess when you could be downing your second cup on your way to work while answering your emails on your laptop and ordering your groceries on your phone? You know the coffee could be good, but alas, the convenience and the flavor just don’t seem to come as a package deal…until now! Welcome to Bean Hoppers fresh Pod Plan! Where amazing coffee and convenience combine, and practically brew themselves. And now can have your pods and enjoy them too. We recommend you choose the freshly roasted Pod plan!
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4.You're an adventurous coffee explorer!You’re an adventurous free spirited explorer. You like to mix things up a bit. Some days it’s white socks some days it red. You like to get a little crazy now and then and we don’t blame you! Go ahead and have a caramelly, toasty and complex medium roast coffee. Next time we’ll send you some deep dark smoky exotic beans. Just to satisfy your wild side, we will even send you some light roasted beans. Whoa.... now you know we're going to get along. You can explore the world from your coffee mug, and you don’t even have to renew your passport! Consistency is overrated anyway. We recommend you choose the Everything Plan!
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5.Créma ConnoisseurYou're a crema connoisseur. To you there is really nothing more important than getting as close to perfection as possible. To you, Coffee is an art form and shouldn’t be limited to just one size cup. Espresso lets you express yourself! You may want a latte, or a cappuccino, but it’s got to be good. Air roasted coffee is the holy grail of coffee delights. You have found your Mecca! We recommend you choose the espresso plan!
