What Will You Serve Guests At Your Wedding?

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It’s your big day and everything seems to be going fine. All arrangements have been perfected. Your suit or wedding gown is on point. The hall has the wow effect and the caterers are already on ground to ensure everybody gets fed to their hearts delight. But something troubles you. Will they leave there satisfied? Well, we are here to help you know what king of wedding host you’ll turn out to be by answering these few questions.

Quiz Questions

• 1.
  What kind of wedding would you like?

  • A.
    Loud

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  • B.
    Quiet (only family and a few neighbours)

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  • C.
    Strictly by Invitation

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  • D.
    Casual get-together

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  • E.
    Just the two of us

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• 2.
  How many course meals would you like to treat your guests to?

  • A.
    Seven: A standard full course meal is normally made up of six dishes but you always go the extra mile, especially if you are Yoruba, you have to defend your heritage. You’re pulling the stops, bringing everything to the table. From Hors d'oeuvres (whatever that is), Pepper Soup, Salad, Grilled Sea Food, to the main course, Dessert and all of that. If your guests don’t leave the venue running stomach, you won’t feel fulfilled.

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  • B.
    Three: You like to keep things simple. Once you open things up with pepper soup, so you proceed to the main course and then a little something extra for those who care. There will sha be enough to go round. The Important thing to you is that your guests don’t leave the venue with empty stomachs. 

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  • C.
    One: Shey if they have eaten either rice or pounded yam or semo, they will be ok? They can’t even have both. The best they can get is to mix the fried rice with jollof. Other than that, they can go to the canteen across the road to fill up the remaining space

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  • D.
    The size of their gift will determine what or if they will be served.

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• 3.
  When will food be served?

  • A.
    As soon as they are seatedNo time. Everybody, come and eat and go with their wahala. Is it not food that brought them here before?

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  • B.
    Item 7You’re strict with procedure. And even though it is not legally binding that your guests wait for the seventh item on the agenda, you wouldn't want to upset an age-long practice

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  • C.
    They’ll wait till the endIf they don’t dance till their waists break or spray you enough money to cover the reception cost, there will be no food for anybody. 

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• 4.
  What kind of drinks will be served?

  • A.
    Strictly soft drinks. You don’t want anybody getting drunk on your wedding day, or it could just be that money cannot waste. Either way, your guests will have to stick with what they get.

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  • B.
    Cocktails and everything we can lay hands on. Let it not be said that guests attended your wedding and didn’t have something to talk about. So you are pulling the stops on their behalf. Patapata, they’ll crawl home.

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  • C.
    What happened to water?Is it not just to quench their thirst

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Quiz Outcomes

• 1.
  You are the real party animal!

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  People hail you wherever you go because you know how to throw a party. We only hope your bank account can match your personality. If not, we can only imagine how many people will be chasing after you during your honeymoon
• 2.
  Modesty is your middle name

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  Who says modesty is dead is very wrong because that is what you are. You are mindful of the future and we salute your effort. We hope the world appreciatesyou for who you are.
• 3.
  You are the definition of selfish

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  If you don’t want to have a wedding, then just don’t. We are not judging, but no one is forcing you. Why bring people together, only to end up starving them.