What Kind Of Mustache Fits Your Personality?

Answer these questions to discover the fine tassel your face was meant to don.
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What are your typical mornings like?

Hitting the gym then off to work.

 

Blasting music while I shower and get ready.

 

I typically do not rise before noon.

 

Answering emails before I even get into work.

 

Rolling out of bed and running to work.

 

Taking my time to make breakfast & head out on time.

 

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Winter to you means:

Cuffing season

 

Being forced to shop

 

Non-stop skiing

 

Breaking out my winter wardrobe

 

HOLIDAY FOOD

 

Shoveling snow so I can get around

 

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What's your texting style?

K

 

Full sentences with correct grammar

 

i jst txt as quickly as pssible whtevr

 

Emoji city

 

IDK I rarely text

 

I'm an over-texter

 

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Which wild animal would you tame as a loving house pet?

Tiger

 

Moose

 

Eagle

 

Rhino

 

Dolphin

 

Elephant

 

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Which of these classic movies speaks to you?

"Rebel Without a Cause"

 

"Ben-Hur"

 

"It's a Wonderful Life"

 

"Citizen Kane"

 

"Psycho"

 

"The Godfather"

 

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Choose a burger:

Medium rare beef. Lettuce and tomato

 

Cheese & ketchup, lots of both

 

Quinoa burger with salsa and avocado

 

BBQ burger

 

Turkey burger and whole wheat bun

 

BACON

 

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Which bedroom is more your style?

Contemporary

 

Rustic

 

Tent

 

Posh

 

Dorm-like

 

Minimalist

 

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Where do you usually meet people?

At the bar

 

At the gym

 

At the grocery store

 

Online

 

At friends-of-friends gatherings

 

Through my hobbies

 

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You Should Rock A Horseshoe Mustache

This beard is no joke. It takes commitment, and many will admire it, but you're not doing it for the fame. It will also make for a great TBT one day. Maintenance tip: Pay SUPER close attention when shaving to keep up its shape. You don't want to lose a limb.

You Should Rock A Professor's Mustache

You've got the time and the will to keep up a more groomed look, so do it. Let your beard grow free, but keep those edges tight. Achieving this mustache will be considered a win and you'll be making a serious statement. Maintenance tip: Constantly brush your beard to keep the look intact.

You Should Rock A Regular Mo

You're probably pretty stylish and already have a committed look going on, so it's best to just keep things simple. But you'll look so naturally good, they'll think you woke up like this. Maintenance tip: Trim all time, making sure to keep it neat and tidy. It's a groomed look.

You Should Rock A Magnum P.I. Mustache

You're a man's man, and you're suave. This is about nothing but you, yourself and thou, so take this opportunity to let your relationship with your inner panther-bear shine by growing an intimidating but welcoming 'stache. Maintenance tip: Keep it trimmed at all times with grooming scissors.

You Should Rock A Handlebar Mustache

You're independent, and something of an artistic rebel. Take this opportunity to let your face be as fearless as you are and get some handlebars going. This look isn't for everyone, but if anyone can pull it off, it's you. Maintenance tip: Do. Not. Trim. Let it go, and tame it by combing and waxing daily.